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Just lost my job at the Ice Creamery

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

I refused to work on sundaes. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Lost My Gig at the Compost Heap I got fired from the…

Last night, a storm blew off 1/4 of my roof.

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Oof. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, inspired by your roof joke: Joke Poo: Last Night’s Diet Last night, a plate of questionable street tacos blew right through my gut. Oof. Okay,…

My friend asked me how i got all my karma

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

I simply replied its a "piece of cake" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, titled "Potty Trained Poo": Original Joke: My friend asked me how…

What did the chicken say to the amateur smut artist?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

A doodle cock'll do. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What did the garden gnome say to the amateur geologist? A little gneiss will do. Alright, let’s dissect this clucking good joke!…

I dated a girl who was a spore

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

She was kind of wild and had loose Morel’s Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" version of your spore joke, aiming for a similar pun-based structure and surprising twist: Joke Poo: The Software…

Why are there No Idiots in Greece?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because all of them moved along the Strait of Malacca! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Why is there no bad Coffee in Seattle? Because all of…

Two children were making the alphabet of disorders.

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

For letter A, they wrote autism. For B, they wrote bipolarity. They thought for a long time on the letter C, until one of them said: — I have a disorder that…

Pug life

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

I bought the wife a pug last week, and despite the bulging eyes, flat face and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

None. It's hardware, they don't touch it! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the "developers and light bulbs" joke: Joke Poo: How Many Data Scientists Does It Take to Change…

Why did the sisters expel the nun from the convent?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

She wouldn't change her dirty habits. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that nun joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title: Joke Poo Why did the plumber fire the apprentice…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What do you call footwear made from bananas?
  • New deodorant
  • Man sends widow email by mistake
  • My wife asked how my doctor’s visit went. I said, “Pretty normal, except he told me I need to start wearing adult diapers.” She asked why.
  • The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier.
  • Gator Show
  • Last night I dreamt I had one hand on the steering wheel of my car and with the other hand I was flipping pancakes
  • There was a little sapling out in the woods between an Oak and a Maple.
  • A guy who lives in Boston hears there’s huge carp in the pond on the Common.
  • God said to Moses, “come forth, and receive eternal peace”…
  • An accountant, a lawyer, and a preacher were out hunting
  • If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.
  • Eighty-year-old Bessie storms into the rec room at the retirement home, fist raised high.
  • Guy walks into a nice Italian restaurant after the lunch rush with his emotional support alligator
  • At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?”
  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?

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