An ugly old husband. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: If a Chef’s Hat Compensates… If a chef wearing an absurdly tall chef’s hat…
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Suzie Smith went to church
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months…
During the job interview the boss asks the young lady about her office skills. “Do you think you could learn to use my Dictaphone?” he asked.
"Certainly not!" she says.. "I will use my finger like everybody else." Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," keeping the spirit of the original but changing the scenario and the…
About neighbors and a rabbit
A nice family of mother, father, two kids and a pet rabbit live in a bourgeois suburb. Next to them lives a couple with a dog. It is a sweet dog, good…
The Date
Johnny calls a girl to ask her out for a date. "Well," she says, "I'm on my menstrual cycle." "Okay, great," Johnny says, "I'll bring my moped." Joke Poo: The Construction Site…
Three men die and are standing before the gates of heaven
The angel at the gates tells them that none of them were bad people, but not virtuous either. Therefor, all he could offer them was reincarnation. But they could not reincarnate as…
My friends claimed to be hooking up with ancient stringed instruments.
I said they were all fucking lyres. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Coding Interview My friends claimed to be acing all their…
Pete’s headache
The mayor of a local town calls his friend John who owns a factory. "Listen John, we all know that Pete in our town isn't the brightest lamp but it's a shame…
A husband and wife were married for 25 years.
They were famous for fighting constantly, and generally disliking each other. On their 26th wedding anniversary the husband had a heart attack and died. A few days later his widowed wife walked…
Holmes and Watson decide to go on a camping trip.
They hike for a few hours onto the moors. After finding a nice, secluded spot, they set up their tent, build a fire, and watch the sun set. After dining, their fire…