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What did the Brie say to the well dressed Cheddar?

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Lookin' sharp Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on the cheese joke: Joke Poo: What did the Slinky say to the Escalator? Step your game up. Alright, let’s break down this cheesy…

During Han dynasty, a man defaced the palace wall with the words: “Our Emperor has low IQ”

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

The next day, he was arrested, tried, and sentence to execution at next day quarter to noon. As per custom, with audience gathering around to watch, the magistrate announced what he did,…

A man went into a large department store.

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

He nervously walked up to the woman behind the counter of the ladies lingerie section, and with a soft voice, said to her, "Excuse me madam, I'd like to buy a bra…

Man puts out an ad, “looking for one night stand”

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Or maybe 2, I have 2 lamps. Joke Poo: Title: Gardener’s Exchange Joke: A gardener posts a notice at the community center: "Seeking a shovel for a short-term engagement." … Or perhaps…

Complementary!

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy is sitting at a bar having a drink, he hears a voice near by, Hey nice hair cut! He turns around but no one is there, then he hears That…

A short guy was walking in a hookers street. Everybody could see he was very shy.

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

He saw a nice-looking hooker sitting on a stool, so he stopped and looked at her with interest. She noticed his lack of confidence, obviously because he was too short, so she…

Boss: “Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life”!!

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Me: "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011" Boss: "Really"? Me: "No" Joke Poo: Therapist’s Couch Therapist: "Emotional repression will only hurt you in the long run."…

Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

(Originally a Jordanian joke) Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night. They get lost on their way and mistakenly take a wrong route. They enter a narrow alley…

A sailor was caught AWOL

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop. Upon hearing the sailor's lame explanation for…

Which DNA strand corresponds to the pants you wear?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Blue Gene Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the DNA strand joke: Joke Poo: What kind of fecal matter should you be afraid to drive with? …Poop-eroni!…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Eighty-year-old Bessie storms into the rec room at the retirement home, fist raised high.
  • Guy walks into a nice Italian restaurant after the lunch rush with his emotional support alligator
  • At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?”
  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”

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