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Did you hear about the criminal with a jurisprudence fetish?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

He got off on a technicality. (ba dum tssss). Joke Poo: Did you hear about the plumber with a clog fetish? He got off on a plunger. (flush sound) Alright, let’s dissect…

What do you call a donkey who gives high fives?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

An ass that slaps. Joke Poo: What do you call a computer that constantly interrupts meetings to offer unsolicited advice? An interfering PC. Okay, let’s break down this joke and then build…

What do you call a hippo that’s swears a lot?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hippopottymouth Joke Poo: What do you call a cloud that’s constantly complaining about the weather? … A Cirrusly Grumpy Nimbus. Alright, let’s dissect this hippo-tastic joke. Analysis: Joke Structure: It’s a…

I hired a new handyman…

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

…. I gave him a list of jobs to do. He did jobs, 1, 3, 5 and 7. Turns out he’s an odd job man! Joke Poo: I employed a new plumber……

Why are famous assassins and serial killers, like John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman, and John Wayne Gacy known by three names?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they have been VERY BAD and are in BIG TROUBLE. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: Why are Toilet Paper brands like Charmin,…

My japanese instructor thinks that coins are talking to him.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sensei's sense says cents say sensei. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," taking your starting joke and twisting it: Joke Poo: My Pet Psychic’s Problems My vet thinks his psychic…

For Fathers Day I got a stick deodorant

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

I followed the instructions; Pop off top and push up bottom. Now my armpits still smell as bad, but when I fart it smells great! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…

My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana in his yard.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it was Original Joke: My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana in his yard. Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it…

My family found out about my humiliation fetish and staged an intervention to shame me.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

I came to it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original humiliation fetish joke: Joke Poo: My Budget Found Out My budget found out about my impulsive…

Mid priced sex doll

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy goes into a sex shop looking to buy a sex doll. The salesman behind the counter goes through the various ranges, from quite cheap to ultra-high tech. The salesman shows…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?”
  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor

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