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After conducting research I can conclude that false advertising negatively affects 1 in 10 people.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's more like 9 in 10 people but I'm just trying to be positive about it. Joke Poo: After researching dog food commercials… After thoroughly examining dog food commercials, I can confidently…

The ship’s barber was shocked when the captain told him they were letting him go during his haircut.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a crew cut. Joke Poo: The Construction Crew’s Breakfast The foreman was baffled when the cook told him he was cutting back on his pancake order. It was a stack…

Why is sunburned skin attractive?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because it's a-peeling. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your sunburn joke: Joke Poo: Why is a clogged toilet charming? Because it’s a-bowl-ing. Alright, let’s break down this…

The key to work success is to build a strong bond with your manager, learn about what drives them, their vulnerabilities

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Then come promotion time you'll have the proper blackmail to claim yours. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the original joke: Joke Poo: The Key to Zen Mastery The key to…

What do you call an overly excited Spanish witch?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A brujaja Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "What do you call an overly excited Spanish witch? A brujaja": Joke Poo: The Overly Prepared Pirate…

My wife told me she can’t find the new Shakespeare documentary on any streaming service.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Hunny, it must be on Tubi or not Tubi" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shakespeare joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: The Physics Professor My student…

What do you call a Jewish Knight?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sir-Cumscised Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What do you call a Catholic baker? Sir-Plus Ingredients. Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then see if we can conjure up some comedic enhancement….

What did one terrorist mother say to the other?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Kids these days, they blow-up so fast. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What did the plumber say to his trainee? "These toilets, they clog…

John was telling his friend about his skydiving class.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

John said he had gone through training and was in flight on a plane for the first jump. All his class mates had already jumped and besides the pilot, only he and…

The furniture salesman.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A furniture salesman is telling a mate about an amazing date he’d just been on, where neither he nor the date could speak a word of the other’s language. He told his…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”

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