The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge…
Author: Joke Poo
So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that could erase anybody’s memory with a bright light.
When he gave it to me, I accidentally pressed it… So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that…
My pregnant wife just had another ultrasound.
Or, as she calls it: "Connecting with her inner child". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Title: Data Dump My programmer boyfriend just finished debugging our…
My wife gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it.
Inside was list of reasons why I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Algorithm My AI…
When God Created Canada
On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall…
I made a wish to trade my beauty for wisdom
Now, I wish that I had my beauty back. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Promotion I made a wish to…
People in the Middle East don’t typically like the Flinstones….
But people in Abu Dhabi do Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled: Joke Poo: Software Update People in England don’t typically like Windows 95… But…
Have you heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades?
He was a lot like Achilles, he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of "Achilles' heel", but have you heard of…
donkey football match
a patient visits a doctor with a problem of having dreams in which donkeys play football everyday patient- "doctor, i get dreams of donkeys playing football everyday, help me " doctor- "…
What is blue but not heavy?
Light blue! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo: Brown Baggage”: Joke Poo: Brown Baggage What’s brown, but doesn’t fly well? … Grounded UPS!…