[removed] Okay, I will create a new joke based on your prompt, playing on the suggestive element and aiming for a surprising twist while trying to be relatively inoffensive. Original Joke (implied):…
Author: Joke Poo
A couple was invited to a Halloween party. But the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He begged her to go, but she said she would just take some aspirin and go to bed, and didn’t want to spoil his fun. So he put his bear costume on and went to the party.
After sleeping soundly for one hour, the woman woke up feeling better. As it was still early, she decided to go to the party. She thought it would be fun to watch…
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
Envelope. Joke Poo: What starts with P, ends with L, and is full of crap? …Pool! Alright, let’s break down this classic riddle-joke: Elements Identified: Structure: It’s a riddle phrased as a…
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from India
This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?" "Sir, my…
Old courtroom transcript reads like a joke. This actually happened…
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No….
Japanese, American and a Pole shipwrecked on an island and got captured by the locals
The chieftan of the tribe told them "You're not welcomed on this island. As punishement for tresspassing, we shall kill you and make canoe out of your skin. You can choose how…
When Katie heard her elderly grandfather had passed, she went straight to her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. When
Katie asked how he died, granny replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her that two people nearly 100 years old having…
Two potatoes are hitch-hiking on the Interstate. Which potato is a prostitute?
The one marked Idaho. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Two sourdough starters are bubbling on a bakery shelf. Which one is a seasoned traveler? The…
I met an interesting man on the subway last night…
He was crying softly, and he had such an interesting face that I struck up a conversation with him. He said his name was Bob Seger, “like the big rock star”. Turns…
Women past middle age are more likely to choose a male partner based on how well he gets along with their pets.
That's why it's called "men o' paws." Joke Poo: Original Joke: Women past middle age are more likely to choose a male partner based on how well he gets along with their…