They contract them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How do compost heaps get so upset? They get in cahoots with the worms and decompose themselves! Alright, let’s dissect this grammatical gag!…
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A Swedish author has written a reimagining of the classic Asimov book “I Robot”, replacing the robots with New Zealand parrots. It’s called… Ikea Joke Poo: Culinary Catastrophe In culinary news: A…
We need to talk
Is it about how I act like I know everything? Yes, it is I knew it! Joke Poo: We Need to Potty We need to potty. Is it about how I always…
What do you call a cow that’s had a hysterectomy?
Decaffeinated Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your cow joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a hard drive that’s been completely wiped? De-fragmented. Okay, let’s analyze this…
Have you heard of Alexander Graham Bellski?
He was the first American telephone Pole! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Alexander Graham Bellski joke, aiming to retain a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke…
What did one butt-cheek say to the other?
Brother, if we just stick together, we can really end this shit. Joke Poo: What did one eyelash say to the other? Sister, if we just stick together, we can really end…
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but I don't know how they get in there. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: How many centipedes does it take to change a tire? Two. One to do…
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! Joke Poo: Why Do Plumbers Always Carry a Wrench? Because they AAAARRGHHHH!!!… just kidding! They need to UNCLOG!!! Alright, let’s analyze this classic. Original Joke Dissection: Core Element: The…
A man and his wife decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by going out to dinner at an expensive restaurant.
After wishing each other 'Happy Anniversary', they ordered their food, and when it arrived, the husband said to his wife, “Our food is here and looks great! Let’s eat!” His wife quickly…
I’ve dated a lot of women with bizarre fetishes. The one the that bothered me the most was a German girl who insisted we roleplay as different types of processed meats.
She was the wurst. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Code Smell": Title: Code Smell I’ve inherited a lot of legacy codebases with bizarre architecture. The one that bothered…