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I recently joined a nudist colony

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

The first few days were the hardest Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" take on the nudist colony joke, keeping a similar structure and aiming for a twist: Joke Poo: The Introvert Retreat…

I do not PM

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Therefore I AM Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on "I do not PM. Therefore I AM": Original Joke: I do not PM. Therefore I AM. Joke Poo Title:…

Claudia Winkleman won’t get her MBE at Buckingham Palace

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

It'll be at a Fringe Event. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Claudia Winkleman MBE joke, titled: Joke Poo: Prue Leith’s Prize Prue Leith won’t be getting…

What do you call a person who cuts off their feet?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Defeated Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that lost its sense of smell? Defunked! Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Setup: "What do you call a person who cuts off…

West Virginia has proclaimed a new dancing queen

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

She's young and sweet, only seven teeth Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" take on the West Virginia dancing queen joke, with the title "The Galactic Emperor’s Decree": Title: The Galactic Emperor’s Decree…

So here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited!

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

But for some reason, I'm the only one dressed as Spider-Man Original Joke: Here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited! But for some reason, I’m the only…

A man and his wife excitedly visit Texas

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

They spend the day exploring the sights of San Antonio. After walking around the city, they sit down at a local diner and enjoy a delicious American meal of buffalo wings and…

Recently, a new Commander at an Army Camp was selected

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Commander was never stationed at the camp before, so he was given a tour of the camp. Suddenly, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. Surprised, he asked them why they…

A man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, "Try our Exotic Breakfast now", so he walks in and sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and…

What do your cell phone provider and a sex worker have in common?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

They both charge you a hookup fee. Joke Poo: What do a plumber and a dating app have in common? They both charge you a connection fee and hope things keep flowing….

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?

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