There's whole crowds of them yelling "No Kings!" and "No ice in LA!" Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Techies Hate Potting Soil People in Silicon Valley…
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To help with my outbursts at home, my anger-management therapist suggested renaming my kids to “Just $1.99” and “Only $2.99”.
I was like, “Hmmm….those prices are hard to beat.” Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the pricing/value theme of the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: To help curb my late-night…
Why does the United States still use the Imperial measurement system?
Because they have a “foot” fetish. Joke Poo: Why do dogs sniff each other’s butts? Because they have a "scent" of humor. Okay, let’s dissect this joke: Elements: Setup: "Why does the…
A new neighbor moves into the largest house on the street.
John, The un-official "Head" of the neighborhood, goes over to great the new guy. "Hello there, friend, I'm John. What's your name?" He asks. "My name's Alex. Pleased to meet you, John."…
A guy walks into a bar and freezes when he sees a horse behind the counter
Suddenly the horse actually talks and says "You seem surprised?" And the guy says "I am. Did the cow sell the place?" Joke Poo: The Compost Crisis A farmer walks into his…
A man entered the confessional and told his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The man said, "Well, we took our clothes off and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped!" The priest said, "Rubbing against each…
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The…
Devil: This is the lake of lava you will spend eternity in.
me: Actually, since we are underground, this would be magma. Devil: you understand this is why you're here? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the joke, titled "Joke Poo: The Architect’s…
What’s the most popular beverage among cats?
Meowtain Mew. Joke Poo: Title: What’s the most popular snack among software developers? Punchline: Cache-hews. Alright, let’s break down this purr-fectly punny joke. Analysis: Setup: "What’s the most popular beverage among cats?"…
I told my unemployed brother that he’d need to find another means of income, which I saw made him anxious.
He began to Twitch Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Original Joke: I told my unemployed brother that he’d need to find another means of income,…