Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu

Author: Joke Poo

I’m in a relationship with 4 blacksmiths…

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

call that shit Polyarmoury Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I’m in a relationship with 8 plumbers… …I call that a Poly-puddle. Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Core Element:…

What did the shoelace say when it became untied?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Knot again! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," titled "The Plumber’s Lament": The Plumber’s Lament What did the toilet say when it overflowed and started spewing sewage? …Oh, crap! Knot…

I had to get blood drawn recently…

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

…and I explained to the phlebotomist that I am deeply bothered by IV's and blood drawing generally, and may need to sit for a minute after she was finished with the vials….

Do you ever wonder how much you could’ve accomplished in life if you didn’t overthink everything?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

I think about it all the time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Do you ever wonder how much time you could’ve saved…

the “fast food” industry is a scam.

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

their food does NOT make you faster. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled: Joke Poo: Organic Produce Their advertisements make you think eating organic vegetables…

I called the tinnitus hotline today.

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

No one answered, it just kept ringing! Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Haunted Landline I tried calling the Ghostbusters’ hotline today. No one answered. I just kept hearing spectral moaning……

I needed a drink after having wild sex with a menopausal red head.

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a dry ginger rail. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo I needed a snack after mediating a peace treaty…

A 4th grade teacher asked her class who could use the word “definitely” in a sentence. Little Johnny’s hand shot up, and he said – Miss Jones, do farts have lumps in them?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

The teacher said – Johnny, that’s not the question I asked. Johnny said – I know, but please Miss Jones, do farts have lumps in them? The teacher says no, farts do…

A guy goes to the golf course to play as a single

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

The starter tells him there is another single so if it's ok he's going to pair them up. The two are really enjoying each other's company when the first golfer asks what…

Hey everyone! I invented a new word today:

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Plagiarism. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Title: Toilet Time Triumph Hey everyone! I wrote a brilliant novel on the toilet today: …The last chapter. Okay, let’s break down…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 194 195 196 … 231 Next

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme