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A guy starts work at a bakery

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

He's handed his rota and his eyes lighten up: "Great, it's dinner-roll day!". The supervisor is puzzled to see such enthusiasm for so mundane a task as baking dinner rolls, but sure…

[Need help with] a tagline for a hypothetical company

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Suppose a company (a hypothetical company making for my gf as a joke for anniversary) that provides boyfriend services. It's website provides services like 1 hr snuggle time with 10 kisses free…

Haste!

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Some old English dude told me to do this Okay, I’ll need the original joke to work with. You didn’t provide the joke "Haste!" that you mentioned. However, I can create a…

Who sang that song “he was a baker boy”?

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Avril leaven Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo Who directed that film, "The Sound of Music: In Space"? Mel Brooks and…

In the original script for Toy Story, the space ranger character dies at the end.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Thank God they changed it. That would have been a Buzz kill. Joke Poo: Original Joke: In the original script for Toy Story, the space ranger character dies at the end. Thank…

Son: I’m hungry!

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dad: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Dad: There's half a pi. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo Astronaut: I’m feeling claustrophobic in this spaceship! Mission Control: Why? Astronaut: Because everything in…

Just found out I’m colorblind.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Came right out the purple. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your colorblind joke: Joke Poo: Just Diagnosed Just found out I’m addicted to collecting vintage toilet paper….

An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors here." Original Joke: An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I’m sorry, we don’t serve minors…

I was Travelling in Europe….

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

and a guy asked me, 'if i've ever been in Turkey?' I said, 'No, but i fucked a chicken once.' Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: My…

A few summers ago I got a job selling dictionaries door-to-door.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

On my first day I knock on the door of a nice house and a few seconds later a guy answers. He points to a little sign next to his door that…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…

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