For heaven’s sake, slow down and use more lube. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with a similar twist-related punchline: Joke Poo: What can you do…
Author: Joke Poo
After 20 years of marriage, she finally turned on the lights…
A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they had sex, the husband insisted on turning off the lights. The wife found it silly, but she respected his wish. However,…
Me and my brother were driving down the road when we saw a sheep with his head stuck in a fence
We pulled over and I said "well damn I'm gonna take advantage of this" and started fuckin the sheep Finished and told my brother "alright it's your turn" And my brother stuck…
I dated a blind girl for a while.
It was rewarding but challenging. It took me ages to get her husband's voice just right. Joke Poo: I Babysat a Deaf Kid I babysat a deaf kid once. It was exhausting…
Job Interview
A man applies for a job and lands an interview with a Fortune 500 company. During the interview, he is asked what he thinks his biggest weakness is. "Well, I'm just too…
What’s that?
A kindergarten teacher was holding up pictures of animals for her class to identify. All went well until she held up a picture of a deer. No response. "It's what your mommy…
My wife struggle to tell the difference between a crow and a raven. I tell her it’s easy because a crow has 4 pinion feathers and a raven has 5.
It’s a difference of a pinion. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Title: Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems My husband struggles to tell the difference between a toddler and a puppy when…
A cattle station owner
A cattle Station owner was having a drink at a bar in a pub in the Northern Territory, Australia. A Yank walked in and started bragging. "Ah come from Texas," he said,…
My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes.
It really bugs me. Joke Poo: My Dog Keeps… My dog keeps burying tiny squeaky toys in my garden. It really bugs me. Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Key Elements: Premise: A…
Snappy book titles for kids.
Why can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Socket be Friends? You're Different and That's Bad. Fun Things You Can Find Going Through Mommy and Daddy's Drawers. Joke Poo: Unhelpful Self-Help Books for…