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The therapist said my wife and I were both right ….

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

So, we left. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the joke: Joke Poo: The Programmer The compiler said my code and I were both right… So, it ran. Alright, let’s break…

I live in such a friendly area.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

I just saw a group of young guys checking that I'd locked my car door. I would have thanked them if they hadn't been so shy and ran off. Okay, here’s my…

Bar patrons hear a car screeching to a halt, and moments later a panicking man enters and shouts “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Someone speaks up, “Well… from 30 cm up to around one meter…” “Oh noooo! I hit a nun!” Joke Poo: Title: Boardroom Boo-Boo Board members sit around a large table when suddenly…

Damn Fish

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

One day a priest is walking through town when he hears a young man yelling "Damn Fish, come get your damn fish'. The priest, surprised at the young mans language in the…

(Long) Two leprechauns knocked on the door of an Irish convent…

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

The door opens, and an astonished elderly nun looks out. "Pardon me, Sister," says one, "but would you happen to have a nun living here who's about this high"? He holds his…

A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like…

Marvin was walking through the state fair looking at the rides and attractions when he saw a huge sign on a tent proclaiming, “Come see The Magnificent Bob”.

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

So he goes to the entrance, pays his two dollars, and goes inside. After about ten minutes, the act was to begin. Magnificent Bob came on stage wearing nothing but a bathrobe….

What did the South Korean traveler say at the currency exchange when he received his money without being told the exchange rate?

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

I have won, but at what cost? Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on the original, trying to maintain a similar structure and surprising element: Joke Poo: The Existential Baker What did…

Bangkok STD

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man goes to Bangkok on a business trip. While he's there, he decides to sample the carnal pleasures. When he gets back home he notices there's something wrong with his male…

A CNN reporter covering the Middle East heard a story about an elderly Jew

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

who had been going to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray twice a day, every day, for a number of years. So she went to the Wailing Wall and, after waiting…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….

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