Three cougars are in the locker room of their tennis club when, without a care in the world, a man walks by completely naked with a plastic bag over his head. The…
Author: Joke Poo
Why did the BYU student come inside?
He was soaking wet. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Why did the Sewer Worker Come Out? He was completely flushed. Alright, let’s analyze this joke and then spice things…
Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
9/11 people vehemently disapprove. Okay, I understand. I will create a new joke with the title “Joke Poo” that alters key elements of a provided joke while maintaining a similar structure or…
Would make a joke about fencing
but it is likely a riposte Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that fencing joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Would make a joke about plumbing… …but it always ends up in…
Possums are from the south
O'possums are from Ireland. Okay, here’s the original joke followed by my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Possums are from the south. Joke Poo – Title: Emu-gration Patterns Emus…
Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
They're considered a form of cruel and unusual PUNishment. Joke Poo: Did you know they just outlawed composting at the zoo? They considered it cruel and unusual manure-facturing. Alright, let’s break down…
Boudreaux goes to the doctor
Long Papa Boudreaux goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asks "Boudreaux, you're in great shape for being 80 years old. Whats your secret?" "Well doc" says Boudreaux "I go…
I called off work today when I saw the date
The German in me thought it was a big no no Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: The Mathematician’s Dilemma I cancelled my meeting today when…
I hate people who take drugs
You know, like customs officers and policemen Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Programming Pet Peeve”: Title: Programming Pet Peeve I really dislike people who…
A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
She moved seats. His smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. By the fourth move, he burst out laughing, and she had him arrested. In court, the judge asked for…