It felt bad to the bone. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the skeleton joke: Joke Poo: Why did the sewer go to the plumber? Because it was…
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Famous last words…
My kids and I were having fun googling on our phones and coming up some of our own funny "famous last words." Here are a few I wrote down. Don’t worry, I’ve…
Every night, this guy would stumble home blind drunk and lose his dinner right there in the kitchen sink.
Every night his wife would warn him, “One of these days, you’re gonna puke your guts out!” So one afternoon, she decides to teach him a lesson. She cuts up a chicken…
Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.
But did he listen? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your Beethoven joke: Joke Poo: Everyone told the Toilet Paper it would never be a superhero because it was so thin…
A lion was walking through the savanna. He comes across a boar.
"Hey, boar, who is the mightiest creature in the savanna?", asks the lion. "You, sir, of course", said the fearful boar. "Correct", said the lion, and moved on. He then comes across…
I don’t want to brag, but I made 6 figures last year
Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: Crypto Crapshoot I don’t want to…
A giraffe was walking through the jungle…
A giraffe was walking through the jungle and accidentally stepped on a sleeping lion. The lion roared, “Giraffe to do that?!” The giraffe replied, “You shouldn’t have been lion there!” Joke Poo:…
What do you call a duck that graduates at the top of its class?
A mallardictorian. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, attempting to keep a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: What do you call a group of bears that get together to solve…
An Englishman goes to a Chinese tailor
He buys a few shirts and takes them home for a quick rinse before using them The next day, he angrily complains to the Chinese tailor “Look here, these shirts have shrunk…
When Beethoven passed away
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later the town drunk was walking through the cemetry and heard some strange noises coming from the area where…