It's Hylian convenient. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a “Joke Poo”: Original Joke: Setup: I’m trying to beat The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but…
Author: Joke Poo
A blind man went to a restaurant.
The owner asked, "Would you like a menu?" The blind man replied, "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order." The confused owner went…
A guy walks into a butcher’s and asks, “Do you have sheep testicles?”
The butcher replies, "Nope, it's just the way my pants fit!" Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Secret A young student walks into a library and nervously asks the librarian, “Do you have any…
Blonde goes to the doctor
and says, doctor everywhere I touch is extremely painful. Dr says show me. So she touches her arm and screams ow. Then she touches her leg and again screams ow. Then her…
What do you call?
What do accountants use for birth control? Their personality Joke Poo: What do programmers use for debugging control? Their rubber duck. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build something new…
I just got home after taking my wife to a Caribbean island.
Jamaica? No, she wanted to go. Joke Poo: Coding Catastrophe I just finished debugging my friend’s messy software project. JavaScript? No, it needed to be. Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Type:…
Knock knock. Who’s there?
The little old lady. The little old lady who? Oh, I didn't know you could yodle! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the knock-knock joke: Joke Poo: The…
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it is on the house Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How much does a composting toilet cost? Nothing, it eventually pays for itself. Alright, let’s break down this chimney joke…
Help! Post your best/worst “Your Mom” jokes here, please!
A friend of mine collects these, ever since she saw White Girls. I'd love to give her more, so please post what you have. I will start: Your mother is such an…
A woman walks into a clock repair shop
A woman is walking in New York and notices a window display with clocks and watches in it. Remembering that her watch isn't working she walks in and asks the guy behind…