Then he pulled his pants back up and told me to get undressed. Joke Poo: Title: At the Dog Groomer At my dog’s grooming appointment, the groomer exclaimed, “Wow, this is a…
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Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
Because chaos is the natural state of the universe and who is he to interfere? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled: Joke Poo: Why did the dog refuse to…
I saw an antelope the other day.
First insect wedding that I’ve attended. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled: Joke Poo: I Saw A Manatee I saw a manatee the other day. First underwater opera…
I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
I still am, but I use Tutu. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I used to be named after a famous…
So I went to the telescope shop..
I tell you what, they saw me coming a mile off. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled “Potty Training Woes”: Title: Potty Training Woes So, I…
Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm afraid that it's closed. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the claustrophobia one, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Kleptophobia is the fear…
A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
His friend asks what’s in the bag. “Gorilla testicles.” “Why the hell do you have gorilla testicles!?” “The vet said they have powers, watch this.” The two travel to a convenience store…
I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
Now I owe the government three dead birds and a half-eaten moth. Joke Poo: I tried to teach my toddler how to use the self-checkout. Now the store owes me $300 in…
I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
And a lifetime ban from the zoo Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I have the nose of a bloodhound, And the…
“I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
"Excuse me sir, but I just handed it to you." "I know, but I forgot my glasses" Joke Poo: The Architect’s Specs “I’d like to see your building plans,” I told the…