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Author: Joke Poo
What is blue but not heavy?
Light blue! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo: Brown Baggage”: Joke Poo: Brown Baggage What’s brown, but doesn’t fly well? … Grounded UPS!…
Visiting the psychiatrist
An attractive young woman visited a psychiatrist and was asked what was her problem. “Well,” she replied, “I can’t stop having sex with men. I never can even make it to the…
A police officer pulls over a car driving at a snail’s pace on the highway.
When the officer walks up to the car, he sees the driver is an eighty-year-old woman with very thick glasses. "Ma'am, why are you driving so slowly on the highway?" he asks….
A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf, and a snail were playing cards around a table.
Suddenly, the bear let out a faint roar and said: “Guys, I’m hungry. Could someone go buy some candy, or whatever?” The moose shook his head and nodded towards the fox, who…
For the first time in history, a US president haven’t grown old, gray haired and tired by the stressful tasks of his presidency …
… Instead everyone else did. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on your original joke, aiming to keep the unexpected twist: Joke Poo: The Interdimensional Landfill For the first time in history,…
My doctor recommended I start wearing adult diapers. I asked why.
He said, “Because the baby ones won’t fit.” Joke Poo: The Coding Interview My interviewer recommended I start using a specific code linter on my projects. I asked why. He said, “Because…
There once was a man from Cork
There once was a man from Cork, who got limericks and haiku confused Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: There once was a bear in the loo There once was a bear…
Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston?
He was ushering in a raggaessance! Original Joke: Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston? He was ushering in a raggaessance! Joke Poo: Why did the plumber become a food…
Another excruciating feghoot – the school bus driver
I read the recent "excruciating feghoot" joke and had to look up "feghoot". Right up my alley. 🙂 I searched for this joke (to avoid typing it in) and I only found…