Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
Menu

Author: Joke Poo

My sex life with my ex was like the Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine…

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

No matter how excited you were to get a treat, no matter how much he advertised…It was always out of order and never worked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo,"…

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money…

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

…said to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of…

My girlfriend said I was a god in bed.

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because “I'm rarely there, and when I show up, it's usually a disappointment.” Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Intern’s Review My boss told…

Vicar’s Joke

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

One snowy Sunday a rural vicar walks to church, only to find that the main road is completely blocked by snow and none of his parishioners have been able to get through….

I recently met a French woman called Jenna Sequar

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

I dunno… just had a certain something about her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your French woman joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo:…

According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Nun Joke Poo: According to r/BathroomHumor, how many plumbers does it take to unclog a toilet? Nun. Alright, let’s analyze this joke. Dissection: Setup: "According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers…

The Train

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

A woman who rented a second story apartment beside a railway line complained to her landlord for months about the rattling and shaking the trains caused as they passed. On the phone…

At an international conference

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

At an international conference, a Spanish man and a Swedish lady are staying in hotel rooms next to each other. Around eleven at night the man knocks on her door with a…

I went bankrupt buying a huge collection of cast iron pans . . .

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

. . . but now I've become a great panhandler. Joke Poo: Ode to Latrines I went bankrupt collecting antique porcelain toilets . . . but now I’m flush with cash selling…

I said to my wife “Let’s go out for a drink. Have you ever been in the Carpenter’s Arms?”

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said “No I haven’t but I’ve cuddled the gasman.” Joke Poo: The Architect’s Square I said to my husband, "Let’s redecorate the bathroom. Have you ever used the Architect’s Square?" He…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 19 20 21 … 25 Next

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Bad luck Dave
  • I’m a stay at home dad and I started a daycare.
  • Prayer
  • A new cave has been opened in hell
  • The CIA advertises for an assassin and three applicants, Tom, Dick and Harry, are chosen for a final test
  • What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
  • A young class were enjoying the first day of first grade.
  • At the hospital…
  • A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
  • The perch problem
  • In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
  • There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
  • Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
  • A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
  • Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
  • A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
  • New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
  • A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
  • I spent a whole year making a belt out of clocks for a fat guy.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Knock knock
  • Charley Pride was a legendary musician
  • Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
  • I’m AM going to put glue on my hands and then handle firearms. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
  • Why did Shakespeare only use quills
  • What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
  • Do the laundry
  • A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
  • Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
  • Hi. What’s your name?
  • Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
  • So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
  • 1 in 4 people admit that they have texted while driving
  • Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?
  • I like to hibernate during the winter
  • 50 Cent started rapping in 1996
  • Timmy asks his Father how politics work
  • Teacher gift
  • What comes after a sextillion.
  • My son walked in with a rock in his hand
  • My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.
  • An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
  • The doctor says I have ADHD
  • A group of third, fourth and fifth graders
  • The secret to a conflictless marriage
  • There is something I don’t understand about 69
  • A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory
  • A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
  • When do horses eat the most?
  • Confucius say…

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme