The one marked Idaho. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Two sourdough starters are bubbling on a bakery shelf. Which one is a seasoned traveler? The…
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I met an interesting man on the subway last night…
He was crying softly, and he had such an interesting face that I struck up a conversation with him. He said his name was Bob Seger, “like the big rock star”. Turns…
Women past middle age are more likely to choose a male partner based on how well he gets along with their pets.
That's why it's called "men o' paws." Joke Poo: Original Joke: Women past middle age are more likely to choose a male partner based on how well he gets along with their…
Two blondes rest on a park bench in Central Park after a late night of bar-hopping in NYC.
It’s a full moon night and Blonde 1 looks up to the sky and says, “What a beautiful moon. Someday, I would like to go there.” Blonde 2 says, “I want to…
Four folks in a train
4 people were sitting in this one train car – a Brit, a Frenchman, this old woman, and a younger lady. At one point in their journey, the train car passes through…
A gallant knight was on a quest to save a fair maiden.
Finally he found the castle in which she was imprisoned. After bravely fighting his way through the guards and dismantling the maiden's prison. Delighted and grateful the maiden offered her favor to…
The couple who invented the brochure have died.
R.I.P. Lee & Pam Flett Joke Poo: The Comedian Who Invented Puns The comedian who invented puns has passed away. R.I.P. Word Smith. Alright, let’s dissect this joke. Analysis: Core Concept: The…
My kid has reached the age where he’s asking questions about the human body.
Time to get it out of the crawlspace. Joke Poo: My Kid Asked About Plants My kid has reached the age where he’s asking questions about photosynthesis and how plants get their…
What do you call a poem about batteries?
Anode Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: What do you call a movie about toilets? \ … A Sit-Com. Alright, let’s break down this electrical pun!…
A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds
Everyone liked buying flowers from men of God, and soon a rival florist thought the competition was unfair. The rival florist asked the friars to close down, but they would not. He…