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Tom Petty was a tri-athlete. A reporter once asked him the most difficult part

Posted on June 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said the wading, the wading is the hardest part. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of that Tom Petty joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Professor Plum Professor Plum was…

My wife went deer hunting for the first time.

Posted on June 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said I go every year and she wanted to see what was so great that I kept coming back to hunt, year after year. I taught her how to operate and…

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Posted on June 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

Went out. Had a few drinks, nice guy. He's a web designer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the spider joke: Joke Poo: My Landlord’s Request My landlord…

Schooling experience

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

I went to a science school a while back. You were rewarded for late submissions. They'd give you a tardigrade. Joke Poo: Office Supplies I used to work in an office where…

I’m Old, Last Night…

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

I got up so many times last night that if you put a treadmill between my bedroom and the bathroom I'm pretty sure at some point I would be lying on the…

What’s the connection between Titanic and The Sixth Sense?

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Icy dead people Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the Titanic/Sixth Sense joke: Joke Poo: What’s the connection between a compost bin and a zombie movie? "Rotting, undead…

An exhausted nurse goes back to her station…

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

and goes to write her shift notes but when she goes to grab her pen she pulls a thermometer out of her top pocket instead. "Great," she sighs. "Some arsehole's got my…

A man walks into a library and asks for books on paranoia

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

The librarian whispers, 'They're right behind you! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Landfill Librarian A sanitation worker walks into a municipal landfill’s…

My wife asked if I would pick up 5 gallons of paint at the hardware store

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said – of course, that's on my bucket list Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the paint joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo My toddler asked if I…

Why did the crazy Mexican guy kill the train conductor?

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

He had a loco-motive Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Flatulent French Baker Get Arrested? Because he was a-yeasting a…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer

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