A menarching band. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original: Joke Poo: The Septic Symphony What do you call a collective of plumbers attempting to tune various…
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The waiter dropped my steak.
I told him I didn't want Ground beef. Joke Poo: The Dog Walker Dropped the Ball The dog walker dropped the tennis ball. I told him I didn’t want dropped fetch. Okay,…
Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t talk about it.
"For I did not speak of my own Accord" –John 12:49 (NIV) Joke Poo: Title: Buddha’s Bike Buddha owned a bicycle, but was remarkably chill about it. "It is a cycle, after…
Local Idiot 1: “Does it hurt to get a tattoo?”
Local Idiot 2: "Depends on the location." Local Idiot 1: "I'm in Oklahoma." Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the tattoo joke: Joke Poo: Corporate Speak Intern 1:…
Yoda once said “Do, or do not. There is no try”
He was a great Jedi, but a terrible Rugby referee. Joke Poo: The Sphinx’s Sniff The Sphinx once declared, "Riddle me this: What has an eye, but cannot see?" He was a…
I put my cat on a vegan diet.
One vegan a day is enough for her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your cat/vegan joke: Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Investment I put my accountant on a…
A man and his wife were sitting in their living room one evening.
He said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull…
A man tells his doctor “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How can she be pregnant?”
The doctor considered his question for a moment, and then began to tell a story: “I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day, he…
My patient asked, “Doctor, will i be alright?”
I said, Let's see, mercury is in uranus right now. He said, I am not in this astrology stuff. Me: Me neither, my thermometer just broke. Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Horoscope My…
One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently.
Little Suzie told about her trip to Florida. Clyde said his dad got drunk all the time. Little Johnny put a dot on the board and the teacher asked him to explain…