An American legislator hosts a Russian legislator at his very nice, upscale home on a lake. The Russian is impressed and asks him how he affords this on a legislator's salary. The…
Author: Joke Poo
Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
guy goes to the doctor and says: “Doc, I’ve got a problem. I finish way too fast during sex. I can't enjoy it at all.” The doctor nods and says, “Okay… take…
A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
He freaks out and goes to see a doctor to find out what the rings are. The doctor examines them and says "I have good news and bad news. Which do you…
Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
They asked him to count to 10 he goes “246 810“ so they put the left half back in and remove the right half. They ask him to count to 10 again…
A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
“Yes, my husband,” she says. Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?” “Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.” The husband smiles. “Heaven must…
New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
It's not even on the map! Okay, here’s the original joke: New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war because it’s not even on the map! And here’s…
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
The clerk says, "Absolutely not, we're very respectful of the Jewish community." Joke Poo: A Programmer’s Predicament A programmer walks into a therapist’s office and asks, "Do you have any debugging techniques…
I spent a whole year making a belt out of clocks for a fat guy.
It was a huge waist of time. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Diaper Genie’s Lament I spent a whole month coding a smart sensor that automatically composes haikus based on…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. It got ran over. Joke Poo: Why Did the Landlord Cross the Line? He didn’t. He just raised the rent across the line. Alright, let’s break down this morbid twist…
Knock knock
Who's there? Do you want two CDs. Do I want two CDs who? Do you want two CDs nuts? (Do you want to see Deez Nuts?) Okay, here’s my attempt at a…