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There once was a man from Cork

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

There once was a man from Cork, who got limericks and haiku confused Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: There once was a bear in the loo There once was a bear…

Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston?

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was ushering in a raggaessance! Original Joke: Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston? He was ushering in a raggaessance! Joke Poo: Why did the plumber become a food…

Another excruciating feghoot – the school bus driver

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

I read the recent "excruciating feghoot" joke and had to look up "feghoot". Right up my alley. 🙂 I searched for this joke (to avoid typing it in) and I only found…

Boy: Mommy, shouldn’t we give grandma a proper burial?

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

Mother: Oh, shut up. Just keep flushing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: Recycling Woes Child: Dad, are you sure we should be composting…

What do you call a short person busking with their drums in the subway?

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

A metrognome! Joke Poo: What do you call a group of constipated math teachers struggling to use the restroom? A calcul-ass! Okay, let’s break down this “Metrognome” joke! Elements of the Original…

A man is on vacation in Spain

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

And one evening he goes to a small restaurant near the bullfighting arena. He notices a couple at a nearby table being served a huge platter with two massive, delicious-looking meatballs. Curious,…

What did the veterinarian’s secretary say to the alligator in the waiting room?

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

The doctor will see you later. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the alligator joke, titled “Joke Poo: Software Update Required”: Joke Poo: Software Update Required What did…

Bodybuilders don’t get heart attacks

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

They just train their heart to failure. Joke Poo: Software Developers Don’t Get Writers Block They just refactor their code until it “writes” itself. Okay, let’s break down this joke. Original Joke…

Two friends are going to open a marijuana dispensary.

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's going to be a joint venture. Joke Poo: Two Bears Original Joke: Two friends are going to open a marijuana dispensary. It’s going to be a joint venture. New Joke (Joke…

I told my wife I have “windchill dick”

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s 4 inches but it feels like 9! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Digital Footprint I told my boss I’m experiencing “digital…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.

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