There once was a man from Cork, who got limericks and haiku confused Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: There once was a bear in the loo There once was a bear…
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Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston?
He was ushering in a raggaessance! Original Joke: Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston? He was ushering in a raggaessance! Joke Poo: Why did the plumber become a food…
Another excruciating feghoot – the school bus driver
I read the recent "excruciating feghoot" joke and had to look up "feghoot". Right up my alley. 🙂 I searched for this joke (to avoid typing it in) and I only found…
Boy: Mommy, shouldn’t we give grandma a proper burial?
Mother: Oh, shut up. Just keep flushing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: Recycling Woes Child: Dad, are you sure we should be composting…
What do you call a short person busking with their drums in the subway?
A metrognome! Joke Poo: What do you call a group of constipated math teachers struggling to use the restroom? A calcul-ass! Okay, let’s break down this “Metrognome” joke! Elements of the Original…
A man is on vacation in Spain
And one evening he goes to a small restaurant near the bullfighting arena. He notices a couple at a nearby table being served a huge platter with two massive, delicious-looking meatballs. Curious,…
What did the veterinarian’s secretary say to the alligator in the waiting room?
The doctor will see you later. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the alligator joke, titled “Joke Poo: Software Update Required”: Joke Poo: Software Update Required What did…
Bodybuilders don’t get heart attacks
They just train their heart to failure. Joke Poo: Software Developers Don’t Get Writers Block They just refactor their code until it “writes” itself. Okay, let’s break down this joke. Original Joke…
Two friends are going to open a marijuana dispensary.
It's going to be a joint venture. Joke Poo: Two Bears Original Joke: Two friends are going to open a marijuana dispensary. It’s going to be a joint venture. New Joke (Joke…
I told my wife I have “windchill dick”
It’s 4 inches but it feels like 9! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Digital Footprint I told my boss I’m experiencing “digital…