Anode Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: What do you call a movie about toilets? \ … A Sit-Com. Alright, let’s break down this electrical pun!…
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A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds
Everyone liked buying flowers from men of God, and soon a rival florist thought the competition was unfair. The rival florist asked the friars to close down, but they would not. He…
My kid just offered me some devastating home security advice.
I was having my first, precious coffee of the day when my young son hit me with the big one: "Dad, what's between Mom's legs?" I nearly choked. Recovering, I decided on…
One day I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke, aiming for a similar structure…
I’ve got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day.
Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there. Original Joke: I’ve got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I…
A mean drill sergeant was addressing a squad of twenty-five exhausted men and said:
"I have a nice cushy job for the laziest man here. Raise your hand if you are the laziest." 24 tired blokes quickly raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other…
I have a great business idea. I will defecate and you turn my waste into string to sell.
I shit you knot. Joke Poo: Original Joke: I have a great business idea. I will defecate and you turn my waste into string to sell. I shit you knot. New Joke:…
A woman goes to a restaurant and orders the soup of the day.
She tastes a bit and spits it out. “Dear God, what kind of soup is this?!” “It’s bean soup,” replied the waiter. “I don’t care what it’s been, what’s it now?!” Joke…
The three most difficult things for a man to say
I was wrong. I need help. Worcestershire sauce. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo The three most terrifying things for a sentient toilet to hear: “Oops, I ate too much fiber.” “Out…
A German guy wants to learn English
He is a late bloomer, only in his thirties he starts attending an adults education center to learn English. His teacher strongly advises him to go to Great Britain to have some…