"Why couldn't the Captain set sail with his lass on their Maiden voyage?" *He didn't have enough seamen* Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Launch "Why couldn’t the astronaut launch his new rocket on…
Author: Joke Poo
The pope is on an airplane working on a crossword puzzle.
He asks his neighbor: “What’s a 4 letter word for a woman that ends in UNT?” “Well,” says the neighbor, “that would have to be AUNT.” The pope then asks: “Do you…
Did you know that sperm cells of a whale are amongst the largest of all animals?
Did you know that the sperm cells of a whale are amongst the largest of all animals? It's true. Each individual cell is about the size of a minnow and can swim…
I used to date a woman who was a baroque music specialist. (true story)
She was a terrific singer, and also played the drum, lute, and traverso (a kind of baroque flute). Often she would be called for sessions where she had to sing and record…
What do you call a chicken orchestra?
A hensemble. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo," riffing on the chicken orchestra joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a group of synchronized toilet plungers? A flush mob. Alright, let’s analyze this…
What do pirates do when they get addicted to seaweed?
sea kelp Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: What do plumbers do when they get addicted to drain cleaner? They go down the tubes! Alright, let’s dive…
Keyboard walks into a bar…
Bartender says: why the long space? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Toilet Walks Into a Bar… Bartender says: "Hey, we don’t serve your…
When I was a kid, my dad helped me with my math homework every single day. It really showed me how much he loved me.
It also explains why I kept failing math. Joke Poo: Potty Training Poo When my toddler was learning to use the potty, I gave him a sticker every time he went number…
Today’s been a weird day.
I found a hat with $50 in it, then I got chased by a dude with a guitar. Okay, here’s a joke based on your provided structure, with a title playing on…
Also at a posh suburban girls junior college….
Also at a posh suburban girls junior college… A student went to visit her professor after class. "Professor", she said, " I am not doing well in your class. I am VERY…