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My dad asked if I knew why he called me son…

Posted on June 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said "Because you're so bright". Honest to God he did this multiple times a week. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, playing on the setup of a father using the same…

I’ve always been more impressed with living music creators.

Posted on June 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

The dead ones can only decompose. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled as requested: Joke Poo: The Recycled Joke I’ve always been more impressed with current meme creators….

The diagnosis

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man who recently visted the doctor was sitting around and waiting for a call with his results. After a few days he gets a call from the doctor. Sounding a bit…

A pirate walks into a bar…

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

He looks like a stereotypical grizzled old sea dog, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. It's a pretty slow day at the bar, without much custom…

Why does Batman wear such a dark suit?

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because he doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin wear such a colorful suit? Because Batman doesn't want to get shot. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke…

My husband makes THE BEST barbecue.

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

…it’s too bad he didn’t have more meat on him. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: My Boss Bakes Badly My boss makes THE BEST spreadsheets… …it’s…

Yesterday my friend told me that I didn’t understand the meaning of the word irony

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Which was ironic because we were at a hardware store Okay, here’s a joke titled "Joke Poo" that plays on the original’s structure and twist, while changing the context: Joke Poo Yesterday,…

A rope walks into a bar…

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

The bartender yells, "Hey! We don't like your type around here." So the rope sadly leaves the establishment. The rope stands in the alley for a few minutes before he builds up…

What a coincidence

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said : "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What…

A grieving man approaches a puzzle box maker and requests the man make a special casket for his wife, because they both loved puzzles.

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Intrigued, the craftsman obliges, and sets to work making an exquisite puzzle box casket, which is buried the next day. Some time passes, and the two men cross paths again one day….

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date

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