She said not to open it until the actual day of my birthday, because it’s bad luck. I thought that was an awful thing to give as a birthday present. Okay, here’s…
Author: Joke Poo
What do you call a baby born in a brothel?
A brothel-sprout. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the brothel joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you call a book published in a restroom? A toilet paper-back….
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I didn't even care. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: My Exorcist Retired He was so effective,…
Three reporters from three different TV stations go to do a story on a taxidermist.
Taxidermist traps them all in a room, and reveals that he's an escaped murderer, and the reporters made him look bad in a previous story. So the guy goes, "Ya'll made me…
I was digging in the garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden. Joke Poo: The Litter Box Surprise I was cleaning the litter…
My wife and I have decided not to have children.
If anybody wants them, they can pick them up from the front lawn. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Neighbor and I My neighbor and I have decided not to water…
A guy sees a sign in a bar window looking for a piano player.
So he goes in and says he'd like to try out. The owner tells him, "There's the piano. Let's hear what you got." The guy plays a haunting, soulful melody that is…
A man died from viagra overdose
It must have been hard for his wife. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: A Dog Died From Eating Chocolate A dog died from eating a whole box of chocolates. It must…
A newly married man goes to meet a priest at the local church.
He greets the priest and said, "Father, I need to talk to you." "Is it a confession, my son?" asked the priest. "No, Father." the man replied, "I need to clarify something."…
What’s a question that applies to golfers and porn stars?
How many holes you doing today? Joke Poo: What’s in the Box? What’s a question you might ask both a professional mover and a magician? How many vanishing acts do you have…