A tree grew in the middle of a garden and on that tree was a branch with a leaf. A worm was looking at the leaf and thinking "if I wait just…
Author: Joke Poo
A joke I heard from my friend recently.
An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man walked into a bar in New York, where the Fantastic 4 where having a drink. The Invisible Woman was…
So an engineer and an antivax want to cross a river full of crododiles
Fortunately there is a bridge. The antivax asks how safe is the bridge. The engineer answers "around 99.6 percent". The antivax says "ONLY !? NO WAY, I'M SWIMMING !!" Okay, here’s a…
There was this old country fella ridin’ into town on his horse.
He makes it to the town square, and right there by the church door stands the pastor. The pastor says, — “Well now, Earl, haven’t seen you in church for a while.”…
A farmer’s joke
A farmer walks into the local store and the shopkeeper greets him with "Hey Ed, why the sad look?" Ed shakes his head and says, "Some things, you just can't explain. This…
What does the President do when he is hungry?
He rings his Taco Bell. Joke Poo: What does a toddler do when their diaper is full? They ring their doo-doo bell. Alright, let’s analyze this presidential Taco Bell gag. Joke Dissection:…
What do you call a Hippy’s wife?
Mississippi Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What do you call a Plumber’s bathroom? Mississippi. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then spin some comedic gold from it. Joke…
Big panties: In my day, underwear covered a person’s nethers properly and didn’t disappear between their buttocks like a string of dental floss.
Thong: ok bloomers Okay, here’s a joke, titled "Joke Poo," that riffs on the "Big Panties" joke: Joke Poo: High-Waisted Jeans Low-rise jeans: In my day, jeans sat on your hips and…
A scrawny little guy walks into the office of a lumber camp looking for a job.
Boss looks him over and says, "Get the hell out of here. Our axes weigh more than you do." The guy begs and pleads with the boss and says he can show…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
and orders a drink. While she's sitting there she notices a frog on a stool behind the bar. "What's up with that frog?" she asks the bartender. "Oh he eats pussy" the…