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Two friends are going to open a marijuana dispensary.

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's going to be a joint venture. Joke Poo: Two Bears Original Joke: Two friends are going to open a marijuana dispensary. It’s going to be a joint venture. New Joke (Joke…

I told my wife I have “windchill dick”

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s 4 inches but it feels like 9! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Digital Footprint I told my boss I’m experiencing “digital…

Excruciating feghoot from a half-century ago

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

Three high-school buddies all grew up to be millionaires, but all quite differently. Henry Distay and Seth Worford jointly owned an elite department store. Bill Halstrong became a gangster known for pumping…

Omniscient computer

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

The businessman was trying to sell his 'omniscient computer' to a skeptical client. He challenged the man, “Ask anything of this computer and it will provide you with an accurate answer.” “OK,”…

Employer (E) asks the potential candidate (C) applying for the job: “What would you say your biggest weakness is?”

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

C: “Most of the time I give correct but practically unusable answers to questions.” E: “Can you give me an example?” C: “Yes, I can.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke…

A female-to-male trans person goes to the doctor

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He says "Doc, I don't think these hormones you're giving me are working." "Why do you say that?" asks the doctor. "Well, I'm here, aren't I? Shouldn't I be at home toughing…

Out-of-control college student

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Your housemother tells me that you have been smoking pot, taking crack cocaine, sleeping with multiple men, and even having sex with other women on campus,” barked the angry Dean of Women,…

I don’t know what HD is…

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

But the doctor said I have 80 of those bad boys! Original Joke: I don’t know what HD is… but the doctor said I have 80 of those bad boys! Joke Poo:…

A yacht salesman was trying to figure out his commission.

Posted on September 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

He wasn't the best at basic math, his smart phone was dead and to make matters worse, he'd lost his calculator. Frustrated with his plight, he asked his secretary. "Mrs Wilkins, if…

The sandbox

Posted on September 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

Ethan and Susan are playing in the sandbox at recess. Ethan comes back from recess and the teacher asks Ethan "Ethan, what did you do in recess today?" "I played in the…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.

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