I was wrong. I need help. Worcestershire sauce. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo The three most terrifying things for a sentient toilet to hear: “Oops, I ate too much fiber.” “Out…
Author: Joke Poo
A German guy wants to learn English
He is a late bloomer, only in his thirties he starts attending an adults education center to learn English. His teacher strongly advises him to go to Great Britain to have some…
Yesterday, at a bar, a girl sat next to me.
Turns out she loves riddles. Her first riddle was: "My husband, my son, and my mother-in-law are now all on a vacation in Miami. Riddle me this: who among us has the…
I ran into the trim carpenter at the job site. His girlfriend just broke up with him
I asked how he was doing. He said he is coping. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your carpentry break-up joke, titled “Code Review Blues”: Title: Code Review…
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff.
He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer…
Two young men stumble out of the bar after a long night on the beers.
Two young men stumble out of the bar after a long night on the beers, jump in the car, and start driving. A couple of minutes passby and there's a tap on…
What do you call a werewolf youtuber?
A lycansubscribe Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the werewolf YouTuber joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated ghost? A per-stipated spirit. Alright, let’s sink our…
The masseuse asked the client: Want a happy ending?
Client: Yes! Masseuse: Romeo gets Friar Laurence’s letter in time. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Performance Review Poo”: Joke Poo: The tech lead asked…
An 85-year-old man goes to his doctor for a check-up.
"Doctor," the man complains, "I'm just not happy with my sex life. I only manage to have sex about once a week." The doctor looks at his chart and back at the…
A man has a nasty boil between his anus and his scrotum, and his GP has referred him to a professional boil sucker…
..the boil sucker takes a look and says "eww, that's a doozy alright, good thing you didn't leave it any longer, that boil needs sucking immediately. Now, would you prefer to lay…