It's going to be a joint venture. Joke Poo: Two Bears Original Joke: Two friends are going to open a marijuana dispensary. It’s going to be a joint venture. New Joke (Joke…
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I told my wife I have “windchill dick”
It’s 4 inches but it feels like 9! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Digital Footprint I told my boss I’m experiencing “digital…
Excruciating feghoot from a half-century ago
Three high-school buddies all grew up to be millionaires, but all quite differently. Henry Distay and Seth Worford jointly owned an elite department store. Bill Halstrong became a gangster known for pumping…
Omniscient computer
The businessman was trying to sell his 'omniscient computer' to a skeptical client. He challenged the man, “Ask anything of this computer and it will provide you with an accurate answer.” “OK,”…
Employer (E) asks the potential candidate (C) applying for the job: “What would you say your biggest weakness is?”
C: “Most of the time I give correct but practically unusable answers to questions.” E: “Can you give me an example?” C: “Yes, I can.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke…
A female-to-male trans person goes to the doctor
He says "Doc, I don't think these hormones you're giving me are working." "Why do you say that?" asks the doctor. "Well, I'm here, aren't I? Shouldn't I be at home toughing…
Out-of-control college student
“Your housemother tells me that you have been smoking pot, taking crack cocaine, sleeping with multiple men, and even having sex with other women on campus,” barked the angry Dean of Women,…
I don’t know what HD is…
But the doctor said I have 80 of those bad boys! Original Joke: I don’t know what HD is… but the doctor said I have 80 of those bad boys! Joke Poo:…
A yacht salesman was trying to figure out his commission.
He wasn't the best at basic math, his smart phone was dead and to make matters worse, he'd lost his calculator. Frustrated with his plight, he asked his secretary. "Mrs Wilkins, if…
The sandbox
Ethan and Susan are playing in the sandbox at recess. Ethan comes back from recess and the teacher asks Ethan "Ethan, what did you do in recess today?" "I played in the…