One snowy Sunday a rural vicar walks to church, only to find that the main road is completely blocked by snow and none of his parishioners have been able to get through….
Author: Joke Poo
I recently met a French woman called Jenna Sequar
I dunno… just had a certain something about her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your French woman joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo:…
According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nun Joke Poo: According to r/BathroomHumor, how many plumbers does it take to unclog a toilet? Nun. Alright, let’s analyze this joke. Dissection: Setup: "According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers…
The Train
A woman who rented a second story apartment beside a railway line complained to her landlord for months about the rattling and shaking the trains caused as they passed. On the phone…
At an international conference
At an international conference, a Spanish man and a Swedish lady are staying in hotel rooms next to each other. Around eleven at night the man knocks on her door with a…
I went bankrupt buying a huge collection of cast iron pans . . .
. . . but now I've become a great panhandler. Joke Poo: Ode to Latrines I went bankrupt collecting antique porcelain toilets . . . but now I’m flush with cash selling…
I said to my wife “Let’s go out for a drink. Have you ever been in the Carpenter’s Arms?”
She said “No I haven’t but I’ve cuddled the gasman.” Joke Poo: The Architect’s Square I said to my husband, "Let’s redecorate the bathroom. Have you ever used the Architect’s Square?" He…
I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand.
7 times. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Octo-Bathroom I can count the number of arms I use to hold all my bathroom toiletries on one hand….
What happens to an illegally parked frog?
It gets toad away. Joke Poo: What happens to a chronically indecisive loaf of bread? It never gets buttered, always yeasting for a decision. Alright, let’s dissect this amphibious parking violation! Joke…
Two old men in a book club are talking about having just read The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
One of the old men ponders a question and says "Hey, do you think that formula Dr Jekyll made was expensive? And the other old man says "It shouldn't be. My wife…