He wasn't the best at basic math, his smart phone was dead and to make matters worse, he'd lost his calculator. Frustrated with his plight, he asked his secretary. "Mrs Wilkins, if…
Author: Joke Poo
The sandbox
Ethan and Susan are playing in the sandbox at recess. Ethan comes back from recess and the teacher asks Ethan "Ethan, what did you do in recess today?" "I played in the…
My dad was an astronaut.
I looked up to him. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: My Dog’s a Botanist My dog’s a botanist. I really dig him up. Alright, let’s analyze this joke! Joke…
What’s the difference between a flamethrower and a zippo? Ones a flame shooting gun that’s very heavy.
The other is a little lighter. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the flamethrower/zippo joke: Joke Poo: What’s the Difference What’s the difference between a professional dog groomer…
Chuck was a poor man who lived with his mother in a shabby old house
One evening he burst in and said, “Pack your bags, Ma. We don’t have to live here anymore.” Tears filled her eyes. She hugged him and whispered, “I always knew you’d make…
One spelling mistake can ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife "I'm having a great time. I wish you were her." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Accidental Autocorrect”: Joke Poo: Accidental Autocorrect One…
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-oid. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of…
Two guys are playing a round of golf behind two women,
the women are playing really slow, so they decided to ask if they can play through. The first guy approaches the women, gets halfway then turns around and hurries back to his…
A woman’s dog came home one day in heat…
She was concerned about keeping it and her other dog separated, but she had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart. However, as she was drifting off to…
The Bible says to love thy neighbor.
And Kama Sutra shows how. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Constitution The Constitution says everyone is created equal. And corporate lawyers show how some are more equal than others. Alright,…