A lycansubscribe Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the werewolf YouTuber joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated ghost? A per-stipated spirit. Alright, let’s sink our…
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The masseuse asked the client: Want a happy ending?
Client: Yes! Masseuse: Romeo gets Friar Laurence’s letter in time. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Performance Review Poo”: Joke Poo: The tech lead asked…
An 85-year-old man goes to his doctor for a check-up.
"Doctor," the man complains, "I'm just not happy with my sex life. I only manage to have sex about once a week." The doctor looks at his chart and back at the…
A man has a nasty boil between his anus and his scrotum, and his GP has referred him to a professional boil sucker…
..the boil sucker takes a look and says "eww, that's a doozy alright, good thing you didn't leave it any longer, that boil needs sucking immediately. Now, would you prefer to lay…
My girlfriend got upset when I called her a plateau
I guess she doesn’t realize that’s the highest form of flattery… Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: My Landlord Got Defensive My landlord got defensive when I said his apartment…
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his throat to address the crowd.
"I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers," he says. "I'll give $500 American dollars to anyone here who can drink 10 pints of beer back-to-back." The room goes silent….
There are 2 kind of people
1) People who can draw conclusions from an Incomplete set of data. Joke Poo: There are 2 Kinds of Gardeners Those who can tell what kind of animal left a dropping on…
Two College Professors at Lunch
Two college professors are having lunch and one said to the other. I think I ruined my marriage this morning with a Freudian slip. The second professor said oh really. What did…
A Brit starts smoking in a bus in Germany.
A German man yells at him. The British, confused, asks "What, do you want a cigarette?" "Nein", says the German. "Bloody Germans", says the Brit. "One, two, three.." Okay, here’s my attempt:…
A ship rescues a man they find floating on the open ocean
As they get him up on deck and the captain is about to greet him and he lets loose the most disgusting, prolonged, stinky, productive fart any human being has ever released…