She was concerned about keeping it and her other dog separated, but she had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart. However, as she was drifting off to…
Author: Joke Poo
The Bible says to love thy neighbor.
And Kama Sutra shows how. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Constitution The Constitution says everyone is created equal. And corporate lawyers show how some are more equal than others. Alright,…
What do you call a man hiding in a pile of leaves?
Russell Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the “hiding in a pile” concept with a slight twist: Joke Poo: What do you call a dog hiding in a sandbox? A sand-Wich! Alright,…
I told my plants I love them…
Now they're all rooting for me. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I Told My Toilet I Appreciate It Now it’s got a lot on its mind, processing everything. Alright, let’s get…
Man on his deathbed
Motions his wife closer and whispers, “I want you to wait 6 months after I’m gone and then marry George”. Wife responds, “Marry George? I thought you hated George”! And, with his…
A heroin addict, a cocaine addict and a weed addict chatting in their cell….
about how they would escape. The heroin addict says “I’d shoot up into my vein and float out through the bars”, The coke head says “I’d snort the biggest line and run…
A man walks into a coffee shop and asks “How much for a cup of coffee without sugar?”
"2 dollars." The clerk answered "And how much for a cup of coffee with sugar?" "2 dollars. We don't charge the sugar." "So I want 10 pounds of sugar." Joke Poo: The…
My fiancée makes more money than me. Some find making less money than their partner emasculating but I really don’t. I still wear the pants in my relationship!
I just need her to buy them for me. Okay, here’s a Joke Poo based on your original, with a new title and altered key elements: Joke Poo: The Digital Nomad’s Dilemma…
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar $100.
The barman asks, "Do you want to have a go?" The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version:…
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender shrugs, “Sure, why not?” The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out… a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches,…