The barman asks, "Do you want to have a go?" The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version:…
Author: Joke Poo
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender shrugs, “Sure, why not?” The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out… a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches,…
A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a group that’s playing incredibly slow.
They're waiting on every shot, and getting more and more angry as the group in front of them is playing all over the course. When the marshal finally drives by they unload…
humans were too lazy to say ‘six’
so they shortened it to 'half a dozen' Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Joke Poo Humans were too lazy to actually do any gardening,…
3 men are sentenced to death.
All of them are scheduled to be executed on the same day. The first man walks in the room and is told he has a choice, hanging or the electric chair. The…
It happened in Ireland
A guy just got back from Ireland and was telling an amazing story. “I was walking in a glen when I saw a leprechaun trapped under a rock. After I freed him,…
No divorce is ever really just one person’s fault. Usually the blame is a straight 50:50
between the ex-wife and the ex-mother-in-law. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Potty Parity No clogged toilet is ever really just one person’s fault. Usually the blame is a straight…
AI will never replace me.
Not because I am irreplaceable, but because my boss can’t even explain what they want in the first place Joke Poo: AI will never write my code. Not because my logic is…
What does a cannibal call a group of epileptics covered in Italian dressing?
Seizure salad. Joke Poo: What does a dog groomer call a group of dogs covered in glitter glue? Shine Tzu salad. Alright, let’s dissect this “Seizure Salad” joke. Analysis: Core Pun: The…
The AI man
A blonde city girl named Amy, marries a Colarado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy. “The insemination man is coming over…