Seizure salad. Joke Poo: What does a dog groomer call a group of dogs covered in glitter glue? Shine Tzu salad. Alright, let’s dissect this “Seizure Salad” joke. Analysis: Core Pun: The…
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The AI man
A blonde city girl named Amy, marries a Colarado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy. “The insemination man is coming over…
Three men are sentenced to 20 years of solitary confinement, but each is allowed to take one luxury with them to their cells.
The first man asks for as many law books as will fit in his cell. The second man asks for every medical book that has been published within the past five years….
I wore nothing but body paint to work and expected to be asked why the smooth, sexy leather outfit in this heat!
Instead I was asked why was I wearing wool. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original joke: Joke Poo: The Bake Sale Bluff I spent all day…
There once was a man from Peru
Whose limericks all stopped at line two. Joke Poo: Title: The Coding Guru There once was a coder named Lou, Whose comments were strictly “TODO.” Alright, let’s break down this limerick fragment…
Do you think that China wants to strengthen its relations with all countries when it attends international conventions
Or do you think it’s a Red flag? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Data Streams”: Joke Poo: Data Streams Do you think that Silicon Valley companies are…
To the thief who stole my anti-depressants…
I hope you're happy now!! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: To the Plumber Who Stole My Drain Cleaner… I hope…
There once was as a man from Calcutta
Who spoke with a terrible stutter For breakfast he said, "I'll have b-b-b-bread And b-b-b-b-b-b-butter" Joke Poo: There Once Was a Dog From Duluth There once was a dog from Duluth, Whose…
There once was a man from Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass. They jangled around, With a thunderous sound, And lightning shot out of his ass. Joke Poo: Title: There Once Was a Gnome from Nome There once…
Years ago, my wife would get all hot and bothered at the sight of me.
Now she's just bothered (I just made this up. Let me know if someone beat me to it) Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Board…