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What does a cannibal call a group of epileptics covered in Italian dressing?

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Seizure salad. Joke Poo: What does a dog groomer call a group of dogs covered in glitter glue? Shine Tzu salad. Alright, let’s dissect this “Seizure Salad” joke. Analysis: Core Pun: The…

The AI man

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A blonde city girl named Amy, marries a Colarado rancher.  One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy. “The insemination man is coming over…

Three men are sentenced to 20 years of solitary confinement, but each is allowed to take one luxury with them to their cells.

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

The first man asks for as many law books as will fit in his cell. The second man asks for every medical book that has been published within the past five years….

I wore nothing but body paint to work and expected to be asked why the smooth, sexy leather outfit in this heat!

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Instead I was asked why was I wearing wool. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original joke: Joke Poo: The Bake Sale Bluff I spent all day…

There once was a man from Peru

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Whose limericks all stopped at line two. Joke Poo: Title: The Coding Guru There once was a coder named Lou, Whose comments were strictly “TODO.” Alright, let’s break down this limerick fragment…

Do you think that China wants to strengthen its relations with all countries when it attends international conventions

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Or do you think it’s a Red flag? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Data Streams”: Joke Poo: Data Streams Do you think that Silicon Valley companies are…

To the thief who stole my anti-depressants…

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

I hope you're happy now!! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: To the Plumber Who Stole My Drain Cleaner… I hope…

There once was as a man from Calcutta

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Who spoke with a terrible stutter For breakfast he said, "I'll have b-b-b-bread And b-b-b-b-b-b-butter" Joke Poo: There Once Was a Dog From Duluth There once was a dog from Duluth, Whose…

There once was a man from Madras

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Whose balls were constructed of brass. They jangled around, With a thunderous sound, And lightning shot out of his ass. Joke Poo: Title: There Once Was a Gnome from Nome There once…

Years ago, my wife would get all hot and bothered at the sight of me.

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Now she's just bothered (I just made this up. Let me know if someone beat me to it) Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Board…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise

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