Knock knock Who's there? Ow. Ow who? Werewolves of London. Owhoooooooo! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the werewolf knock-knock joke: Joke Poo: Haunted House Edition Knock knock. Who’s there? Igor….
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My grandfather tried to repeatedly warn people that the Titanic would sink, but no one listened to him.
Eventually they got tired of him and kicked him out of the cinema Joke Poo: My Great Aunt Mildred My Great Aunt Mildred kept insisting everyone in our family that the winning…
A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff.
A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet, and visually examines her naked body. He walks away and confers with another man in a white coat. The second…
“Can you explain these gaps in your resume?” the interviewer asked me.
They keep the words apart. If it weren't for the gaps, there's no way you could read it. It'd be like, one big word. I didn't get the job. Joke Poo: Can…
A German and a Dutch man in a train
Let’s see if this works in translation: A German and a Dutch man are sitting next to each other on the train. The German takes his shoes off and stretches his feet….
My neighbor asked his wife, “Was I the only one you ever dated?”
She answered, "Yes, (pause)… all the others were nines and tens." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your neighbor joke, titled “Joke Poo: Data Breach Edition”: Joke Poo:…
Where do D&D(DND) players go on Vacation?
paraDice Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the D&D vacation joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: Title: Octane Oasis Original Joke: Where do D&D players go on vacation?…
In regard to the people who jumped off the back of the Titanic while it was sinking,
are they considered Olympic-class divers? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Titanic joke: Title: Joke Poo – Space Walk Fail In regard to the astronauts who were…
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW
When suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was hopping up and down with rage, complaining bitterly…
I have a friend who wants to become a world-famous clown like his father.
Sounds like he's got big shoes to fill. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo – Rocket Science I know a kid who wants to design rockets…