Whose balls were constructed of brass. They jangled around, With a thunderous sound, And lightning shot out of his ass. Joke Poo: Title: There Once Was a Gnome from Nome There once…
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Years ago, my wife would get all hot and bothered at the sight of me.
Now she's just bothered (I just made this up. Let me know if someone beat me to it) Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Board…
My daughter said she wants to get rich and famous quick.
I told her, "Rome wasn't built in a day… you gotta work at night." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Compost King My…
Pirate Captain
The one-eyed captain of a pirate ship attacks a brightly lit cargo ship at night. As soon as they reach the ship, the pirates immediately start jumping across. The first shot is…
Strip Club
A tourist, for the first time in his life abroad, goes into a strip club. He watches the show where beautiful women are dancing on stage, and suddenly he spits on the…
Your vehicle is heading towards either a kid or an old man… what do you hit?
The brakes of course Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Space Budget Your spaceship is hurtling towards either a crucial life-support system or a funding request…
Long ago and far away, in a remote shtetel…
A young shlemiel was having breakfast, but after having smeared goosefat on his bread, he accidentally jogged it with his elbow, and it fell to the floor. Miraculously, it landed goosefat side…
Last year I joined a group for anti-social people.
We haven't meet yet. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Last Year I Joined a Club for Procrastinators We’ll schedule our first meeting eventually. Alright, let’s dissect this humorous little nugget: Joke…
I just got a phone call from a representative from Google.
"We're campaigning to get people to sign an on-line petition supporting our company tax arrangements in light of the government's plans for an investigation." "You can f*ck right off," I told him….
Guy at the checkout in a grocery store was asked, “Would you like your milk in a bag?”
"No" he replied. "Please leave it in the jug." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the grocery store milk joke: Joke Poo: The Software Update A tech support…