My car was Totalled. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, playing with the same setup-punchline structure and a pun: Title: Joke Poo I was walking behind a dog groomer’s van…
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What do you get when you mix human DNA with Orca DNA?
You get kicked out of SeaWorld Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap What do you get when you mix a Michelin-star…
Drunk Neighbour
Last night, my next-door neighbor came home drunk and banged on his own door for 5 minutes. The problem is… he lives alone. So I went outside and told him he wasn’t…
The other day this guy cut me off in traffic.
As he passed he flipped me the bird, and yelled out the window. "I fucked your mom last night." . . . My dad can be a real asshole sometimes. Joke Poo:…
Just Fred!
A FLORIDA Highway Patrol officer stops a man on a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the…
A retiree wobbled into an ice-cream shop and carefully climbed up onto a counter stool.
He wheezed for a minute, and then ordered a chocolate sundae. “Crushed nuts?” asked the server. “No,” he answered. “Bad knees.” Joke Poo: Title: Algorithm Aches A sentient Roomba, after years of…
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Some monks came down to a small village in need of carpentry. They offered to replace all the wooden pillars and support beams in all the buildings by themselves. When the villagers…
How do you get a sweet little old lady to say “Fuck”
Get another sweet little old lady to say “Bingo!” Okay, I understand. Here’s my attempt, "Joke Poo," riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: The Algorithm How do you get a highly…
Heisenberg gets stopped for speeding.
The cop tells him he was doing 92mph. Heisenberg says "Great, now I'm lost." (Apologies if this has been posted before. It's not a new one!) Joke Poo: Schrödinger’s Speeding Ticket A…
I have a pet termite. I named him Clint.
Clint eats wood. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your termite joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: I have a pet cloud. I named him Gary. Gary cries…