"We're campaigning to get people to sign an on-line petition supporting our company tax arrangements in light of the government's plans for an investigation." "You can f*ck right off," I told him….
Author: Joke Poo
Guy at the checkout in a grocery store was asked, “Would you like your milk in a bag?”
"No" he replied. "Please leave it in the jug." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the grocery store milk joke: Joke Poo: The Software Update A tech support…
A man is returning from a holiday
As he goes through customs, the officer asks him what's in his two big bags. "Mobile phones," the man replies. The officer opens the bags, and sure enough, both are packed with…
After spending the night at a hotel with a prostitute, a politician takes three $100 bills out of his wallet and places them on the dresser.
"Thanks," says the hooker, "but I only charge 20 bucks." "Twenty bucks for the whole night?" the politician says. "There's no way you can make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry,"…
What do you call a cow that got into the marijuana garden?
Highland cattle. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: What do you call a snail that accidentally slimed its way onto a postage stamp? Snail Mail! Alright, let’s break down this…
I just found out I am telepathic.
Let me explain. Now I know what your thinking… Original Joke: I just found out I am telepathic. Let me explain. Now I know what your thinking… Joke Poo: I Just Found…
Bubba is back
The high school football coach saw Bubba, the 6'7" 240lb incoming freshmen walking across the cafeteria. Excitedly he approached the youth, "Welcome to school, lad! We need young men like you on…
My friend gave me a math question on mars.
Me and my buddy Fred was working in the Mars Complex on Mars. It was constructed from 10 bases/platforms all connected across the great Mars Plains. One day, he asked me a…
My wife asked me to bake some flatbread today, a little apprehensively.
She expected a fight, but it was actually a naan-issue. Original Joke: My wife asked me to bake some flatbread today, a little apprehensively. She expected a fight, but it was actually…
A man saw a sign outside a pet shop: “Magic Vulture for Sale.”
Intrigued, he went inside and asked about the bird. "This vulture has incredible powers," the salesman explained. "Take it shopping anywhere, and you'll immediately get 90% off everything!" "Amazing! How much does…