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Why do Firemen have bigger balls than cops.

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

They sell more tickets And the Jokepoo writer wrote this : Original Joke: Why do Firemen have bigger balls than cops? They sell more tickets. New Joke: Why do gardeners have bigger…

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant.

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman they have never sold bottom deodorant. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter, that she has been buying the stuff from…

An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Mexican says "I will have a Corona, the finest beer of México!" The American says "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!" The Brit says "I'll have a ginger ale."…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Poor Marcello
  • I was charged with a hate crime after beating up a guy who didn’t pay me after losing a sports bet
  • I Googled the signs and symptoms of dementia.
  • Shaggy God story
  • My neighbors banged on my door at 3:30 am last night.
  • A guy goes into a bar where he meets a pair of beautiful conjoined twins who are joined at the side. They hit it off and proceed to booze the night away.
  • Tom Petty was a tri-athlete. A reporter once asked him the most difficult part
  • My wife went deer hunting for the first time.
  • My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
  • Schooling experience
  • I’m Old, Last Night…
  • What’s the connection between Titanic and The Sixth Sense?
  • An exhausted nurse goes back to her station…
  • A man walks into a library and asks for books on paranoia
  • My wife asked if I would pick up 5 gallons of paint at the hardware store
  • Why did the crazy Mexican guy kill the train conductor?
  • A man walks into a bait and tackle shop
  • A politician is having a rally in a small town
  • What do you call a group of preteen girls playing musical instruments?
  • The waiter dropped my steak.
  • Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t talk about it.
  • Local Idiot 1: “Does it hurt to get a tattoo?”
  • Yoda once said “Do, or do not. There is no try”
  • I put my cat on a vegan diet.
  • A man and his wife were sitting in their living room one evening.
  • A man tells his doctor “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How can she be pregnant?”
  • My patient asked, “Doctor, will i be alright?”
  • One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently.
  • In a small town there was a couple, known for being unafraid to express their love in a simple action.
  • These tropical birds stole my beer…
  • The Sentence
  • Good news/bad news
  • Bad luck Dave
  • I’m a stay at home dad and I started a daycare.
  • Prayer
  • A new cave has been opened in hell
  • The CIA advertises for an assassin and three applicants, Tom, Dick and Harry, are chosen for a final test
  • What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
  • A young class were enjoying the first day of first grade.
  • At the hospital…
  • A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
  • The perch problem
  • In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
  • There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
  • Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
  • A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
  • Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
  • A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
  • New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
  • A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”

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