When suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was hopping up and down with rage, complaining bitterly…
Author: Joke Poo
I have a friend who wants to become a world-famous clown like his father.
Sounds like he's got big shoes to fill. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo – Rocket Science I know a kid who wants to design rockets…
A little girl is digging a hole in her backyard…
A little girl is digging a hole in her backyard when the neighbor leans over the fence, wiping his hands on a rag. “Whatcha doing there, kiddo?” he asks with a friendly…
How a Samsung Engineer got FIRED
(I randomly remembered a joke I told a friend wayyy back. Just thought I should share this and hope you like it!) A Samsung engineer is excited to show off the first…
One Late Evening, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
Tiptoeing through the living room he suddenly froze when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again "Jesus is…
Little Johnny, annoyed by all the rules he has to follow in the house, goes to his dad.
"Dad, I'm 10, but still have to get permission to leave the house, to stay out late with my friends, to skip school, to eat what I want, to buy what I…
Two lawyers walk into a bar/restaurant, order a couple of drinks, and then take out sandwiches from their briefcases.
The bartender sees this, and goes: “Sorry, guys, but you can’t eat your own food in here.” The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged, and then swapped the sandwiches. Joke Poo: The…
A woman asked an army general when he’d last made love
The general thought for a moment and said, "1956." She gasped. "That long? Come with me — I'll make your night better." They went back to her apartment and made passionate love…
The whole family are having breakfast together when, the grandson looks over at his 22 year old sexy newlywed wife and asks her, “Will you pass the honey, honey?” She giggles and passes the honey.
His father, not to be outdone, looks over to his beautiful wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "Your still a charmer," and passes the sugar. The grandfather…
A chemist walks into his shop and sees a man leaning against the wall.
“What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for cough syrup,” the assistant explains. “But I couldn’t find any, so I sold him some laxatives instead.” “What?! You can’t…