Well then you've got an udder thing comin' Okay, here’s the original joke and then my "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: "If you don’t think there’s more than one way to say…
Author: Joke Poo
What does a German order in a cocktail bar?
Gin and Teutonic. Joke Poo: Title: Stool Sample Joke: What does a microbiologist order at a coffee shop? A fecal latte. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then spice it up! Joke…
To the guy who invented zero…
Thanks for nothing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the zero joke: Title: Joke Poo To the person who invented those automatic hand dryers in public restrooms… Thanks…
I’m starting a welding club
For anyone who wants to join. Joke Poo: I’m Starting a Composting Club For anyone who wants to join… it’s gonna be a load of crap! Okay, let’s break down this joke:…
Aliens
A UFO lands in the desert next to a gas station that was closed for the night. Two aliens beam down from the ship and walk up to a gas pump. One…
What kind of sandwich do you get for a cold bear?
A brrrr grrrr Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What do you call a sad, constipated math textbook? …A calculus clog!…
First of all… I love it.
Cereal Company Employee: "You know how the shelves in people's pantries are usually a certain size? Well what if we made our large cereal boxes just slightly larger than that." Cereal Company…
One day, many years ago there was a man who didn’t drink any beer.
But it was many years ago and it was only for that one day. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your beer-related joke, aiming for a similar structure…
My friends said that I couldn’t do poetry because of my dyslexia.
But I've already made a vase, a bowl and a mug, so I sure showed them. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke…
I was fired from my construction job after I caused a 10 car pileup
It was my dumb asphalt. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your asphalt joke, titled Joke Poo: The Fertilizer Fiasco: I was banned from the community garden after…