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What is the leading cause of dry skin in people?

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Towels Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What’s the leading cause of smelly diapers in babies? Answer: The Stork. Okay, let’s break down this joke and then…

Two clowns are eating a cannibal.

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

One turns to the other and says, "I think we got this joke wrong." Joke Poo: Two Plumbers Eating Sewage Two plumbers are up to their necks in a flooded basement, knee-deep…

Why should all military personnel wear uniforms?

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

To minimise casual tees. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why did the kindergarten teacher ban all crayons with labels? To minimise casual names….

I dropped a couple shirts off at my local laundromat, the clerk said “come again!”

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said "no, this time it's toothpaste." Joke Poo: At the Pet Store I dropped off my dog at the local dog groomer, and the clerk said, "He looks a little rough…

I pulled down my pants and said, “Here, here it is.”

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

My interviewer looked horrified and said, "I meant your weakest point… metaphorically." Title: Joke Poo I pulled out my recipe book and said, "Here, here it is." My dinner guest stared at…

An Icelander asks another: “How was your summer?”

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Terrible, I was sick that day." Joke Poo: The Data Scientist A data scientist asks another: "How accurate was your model?" "Horrible. It was right once." Okay, let’s break down this joke:…

Bob walks into the men’s bathroom at work and sees Phil, from Sales masturbating in the corner……

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Before Bob can even say a word, the Boss walks in and yells: "Phil….What the hell do you think you're doing?!" "Hey Boss… It's just Physical Therapy my Dr. prescribed….gotta move my…

Today (27 June) was the birthday of Helen Keller, and is celebrated annually as Helen Keller Day.

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I just wanted to make sure you all knew – I haven't seen or heard much about it. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the Helen Keller joke, titled "Joke Poo," attempting…

Lorde is marketing her new album by showing off her vulva.

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I won't lie: It's a pretty cunning stunt. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Lorde joke: Joke Poo: Elon Musk is unveiling the new Tesla CyberToilet by…

A Duck walks into a pub..

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He hops on to the bar stool and says to the bartender “Pint please mate!” The barman looks at him in utter shock. “But you’re a duck how are you tal..” The…

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