I came three times trying to wash that shit off Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the provided joke, titled "Construction Chaos": Joke Poo: Construction Chaos My construction…
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The musical director of an orchestra became so annoyed
with his lead cellist for playing too fast that he smashed him over the head with the instrument, causing fatal injuries. At his subsequent trial, he was found guilty of murder and…
Little Billy nightly prayers
One night the dad was listening to little Billy say his nightly prayers " God Bless Momma, God Bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma, bye-bye grandpa" Not thinking anything about it, he goes…
Why don’t vegans like to talk about sex?
They don't want to admit that a piece of meat can make them happy Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by the vegan sex joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title:…
From an elderly ladies friend group.
A doctor had a row with his wife over breakfast and his parting shots before going to the surgery was "and you’re no good in bed." After an hour or so at…
I saw a dog driving a car
I was going to call the police, but then I saw him signal before turning. I didn't even know that was possible in a BMW Joke Poo: I saw a squirrel operating…
Little Tummy!
Little Timmy is always being teased by the neighborhood boys for being “stupid.” Their favorite joke is to offer Timmy a choice between a nickel and a dime. Timmy always takes the…
All the women i ever hooked up with told me i belonged in the Guinness book of world records
For causing the most amount of disappointment in the least amount of time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your template, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo All the dogs I’ve ever…
Cemetery signs
On a moonlit night, a young couple entered a cemetery and shed their clothes for some fun. Soon after they were interrupted by a guard who yelled, “Didn’t you see the sign…
When Martin returned from a business vacation
He developed an itch in his pecker, a few days later the itching intensified and his pecker started turning purple. concerned about it he admitted to his doctor that he had been…