I called him and said, "It won't happen again!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on that premise, titled: Joke Poo: My Colleague’s Keyboard My colleague is furious because…
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A Holy Man Visits the Desert
He gets to the outpost at the edge and is greeted by the shopkeeper. "If you are going to the desert my friend you will need supplies, food and water, a tent…
Two people were playing chess without a clock.
The player with the black pieces made a checkmate. The player with the white pieces says: "Hey, it was my turn to move!", the other one says: "No it was mine!". They…
Have you noticed how many people have rock lamps their homes these days?
Must be all the lava lamps from the 70s that have finally cooled down… Joke Poo: Have you noticed how many people have tiny succulents in their homes these days? Must be…
An Irish girl fall in love with a Greek man
Her mother and father are not entirely happy with this, but they can see that the two are truly in love and want the best for them. Before the two go on…
There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts” or with “Balls”.
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife…
Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian, was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous, but her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Sophia. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of…
Why is it taking so long to analyze the Black Box data from the Air India crash?
Because even in India, tech support puts investigators on hold. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why is it taking so long to clean…
A woman dies just after finding out her husband was having an affair
When she makes it to heaven, the angel at the gate asked her if she can spell "Love" before letting her in. And she does so. Eventually she earns her wings and…
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back
I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, keeping the structure and surprise element similar: Joke Poo: The…