There’s plenty of fission, thus, c. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original nuclear physics joke: Title: Joke Poo What did the lonely, existential bagel say to the overworked…
Author: Joke Poo
Performance Review
During my quarterly performance review, my supervisor at work told me that I've never accomplished anything in my life, but that I had a lot of great stuff under my belt. I…
Did you hear about the company making pitas for women?
They don't have pockets. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the pita bread joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Did you hear about the tech company designing smart…
It’s hotter than…
…two bears in a wool sock! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the "Hotter Than Two Bears" joke: Joke Poo: Busier Than… …three toddlers sharing one iPad! Alright, let’s…
Reversing the news
After performing a thorough exam of his new young patient, the obstetrician remarked, “Mrs. Parsons, I have some really good news for you, I have confirmed—” “–Pardon me,” she interrupted, “it’s actually…
What did the tailor say to the nun when he caught her stealing fabric?
Just dont make a habit of it! Joke Poo: What did the plumber say to the toddler when he caught him flushing the toilet paper roll? Just don’t clog the habit! Alright,…
The easy part of curing erectile dysfunction is diet and exercise.
The hard part of curing erectile dysfunction is convincing your wife to diet and exercise. Joke Poo: The Art Critic The easy part of writing a scathing art critique is flowery language…
I recently dropped 8 1/2 pounds
I hope my friend’s baby is OK Okay, I’ll play along. Here’s your "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I recently added 12 cubic feet of…
Smoked some cannabis. Made up a little poem.
Called it a high-ku. Okay, here’s my attempt, playing on the same pun structure: Joke Poo: Late Night Code Stayed up coding late. Wrote a function so tight. Called it "a bug…
Why do surgeons make you count down when they administer anesthesia?
To make you number. Joke Poo: Why Do Plumbers…? Original Joke: Why do surgeons make you count down when they administer anesthesia? To make you number. Joke Poo: Why do plumbers make…