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There’s three guys who have/had business at a whorehouse this day…

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

One guy is in the whorehouse. One guy is headed there and the other guy is headed home. What are their nationalities? The one headed home is Finnish The one headed there…

fuck, you are so tight…

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

I whisper as I do my budget for the month Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Sticky Situation "Damn, this is so firm…" I…

Did you hear that Lorraina Bobbitt died in a car accident?

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

Some dick cut her off Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Lorraina Bobbitt joke, retitled and hopefully carrying a similar (albeit dark) comedic energy: Joke Poo: The…

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda.

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

But when I woke up, I realized it was just a Fanta sea Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your example: Joke Poo: Last Night’s Dumpster Dive Last…

I just landed a part in an adult movie, and the leading lady is a real hottie!

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

I just have one line: "Bye, honey, I'm off to work now." Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled "The Code Audit": Joke Poo: The Code Audit I just…

I was digging in the backyard and I found gold. I ran inside to tell my wife

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

But then I remembered why I was digging in the first place Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Cat Litter Edition I was scooping the cat litter box and I found…

An older couple consult with a family doctor about their sex life

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

They ask the doctor if they can have sex in front of him, and see if there is anything wrong with their health or their performance. The old couple make love, in…

Lady with 3 vaginas

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

A lady visits her doctor and is asked to sit on his table and explain to him what the problem seems to be. The doctor is shocked when instead of just telling…

A man walks into a bar…

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender…

What did Tarzan say when he saw an elephant coming over the hill?

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said "Here comes an elephant over the hill. What did he say when he saw an elephant wearing sunglasses coming over the hill? Nothing. He didn't recognize him. Joke Poo: The…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A guy was bragging to a co-worker about how hot his wife was…
  • A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl…
  • What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
  • Three fishing holy men
  • I met a woman glass blower.
  • A Pragmatic Solution
  • What do two snails do when they get in a fight?
  • A Matter of Priorities
  • My wife said she wants more romance in our marriage.
  • An IRS inspector audits a hospital’s books
  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
  • I’m writing a book on reverse psychology.
  • Drill Seargent: “WHAT ARE YOU A MAN? OR A MOUSE?”
  • How does a pirate unwind after a long day of pillaging?
  • I decided to test the phrase “a watched pot never boils.” It was really boring at first.
  • “These eggs are delicious! Did you cook them in butter?”
  • My wife said “You bastard, you’re shagging that floozie from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychrwyndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren’t you?”
  • Yo momma is so fat…
  • What’s the worlds rudest texture?
  • A Medical Mystery
  • What did the blind girl say after falling into a well?
  • Why did Noah have to rush to complete his ark?
  • What do you call a deer with no eye?
  • A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Spain.
  • I was misbehaving in class one day, and was sent out of the classroom to the Headmaster’s office.
  • A man is walking along a busy harbor, looking at all the different boats. He fancies himself a bit of a nautical expert.
  • The Ski Trip
  • Me and my wife used to run this second-hand shop. Eventually we were divorced.
  • A limbo champion walks into a bar
  • A Council has edited the video of a council meeting after a member forgot to turn his camera off while going to the toilet. The authority has apologised…
  • He was a gunslinger with fourteen kids.
  • Did you know scavenger ants mark a scent trail when they find food so the colony can follow it?
  • Golfing and a Genie
  • Guy is standing at a pond’s edge with his newly adopted dog.
  • Golfers are so respectful
  • Good reads
  • A woman complained to her friend that she had a sore throat.
  • Jesus, Moses and an old guy are playing golf
  • A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a Prada purse.
  • Capital Cities
  • Two cowboys.
  • What do you call a termite/mantis hybrid?
  • I left a bottle of tequila in my Ford Focus…
  • Chapter and Verse
  • I just lost a vegan friend due to a recipe typo.
  • A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side
  • A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates
  • A farmer buys a new young rooster when his old rooster can’t “perform” anymore.
  • “Bear with me”
  • What’s the difference between a bull and a band that plays at weddings?

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