Doctor came in and said, “I’ve got good Snoos and I’ve got bad Snoos.” This is a terrible joke I’m sorry. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your…
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How do you tell a chemist from a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized” Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Programmer’s Predicament How do you tell a front-end developer from a back-end developer? Ask them to center a…
I talked to a Saudi Arabian dude today that hadn’t heard about the war…
The guy must be living under Iraq. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The AI’s Database I chatted with an AI today that didn’t…
Maid to Order
Around the beginning of the 20th century, a society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "immediately". It seems she's having a dinner party that night and…
Where does the Devil buy his steaks?
In the deli of the beast Joke Poo: Where does a dog filmmaker get his close-up shots? In the tail of the beast. Okay, let’s break down this devilishly delicious joke: Original…
A homeless man finds an old lunchbox thermos in an alley, and a genie was somehow inside of it
The genie says that he can grant the man three wishes that are within his power. The man wishes for immortality, and the genie says it's beyond his power. So the man…
Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the duck joke: Joke Poo: Why do skunks wear tiny sombreros? To cover their butt ‘o-dor! Alright,…
I just burned 3,000 calories
Never taking a nap with the brownies in the oven again… Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the brownie joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems I just used…
I got a letter of apology that was a series of dots and dashes.
Turns out it was written in remorse code. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: The Aroma of Regret I received a passive-aggressive email from my landlord. It was just a series of scented…
Chronic masturbators must hate golf.
Their score is better the less strokes they take. Joke Poo: Chronic Nappers Chronic nappers must hate competitive hot dog eating. Their ranking is better the less wieners they take. Alright, let’s…