She expected a fight, but it was actually a naan-issue. Original Joke: My wife asked me to bake some flatbread today, a little apprehensively. She expected a fight, but it was actually…
Author: Joke Poo
A man saw a sign outside a pet shop: “Magic Vulture for Sale.”
Intrigued, he went inside and asked about the bird. "This vulture has incredible powers," the salesman explained. "Take it shopping anywhere, and you'll immediately get 90% off everything!" "Amazing! How much does…
Guy goes to a barber to get shaved
He sits down, the barber hands him a small wooden ball and says: “Put this inside your mouth. Left cheek first, then right. It’ll stretch the skin so I can shave you…
Chaim inherited a huge diamond, decided to cut it and insert in a ring and went with it to a jeweler. The jeweler examined it closely:
“Oh, this is a unique stone, worth a fortune. I won’t touch it—what if I make a mistake?” Chaim went to another jeweler. He was scared too. So Chaim went to the…
What’s a matador’s favorite Vietnamese food?
Pholé! Joke Poo: What’s a plumber’s favorite kind of soup at the sewage treatment plant cafeteria? Poo-dle! Okay, let’s break down this bull-arious (pun intended!) joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “What’s a matador’s…
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, it was the rooster!! ( sex joke ) Joke Poo: The Spreadsheet or the Data Entry? Which came first, the spreadsheet or the data entry? Neither, it was the manager demanding…
My girlfriend said all you do is play tennis and make silly jokes!! How old even are you
I said, I am 30 love Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My garden gnome said all you do is fertilize and make puns about manure! How pungent even…
A Reporters Dream Interview
As a reporter, I was given a dream assignment. I would be the first reporter to interview the newly elected Pope Leo. When I was ushered into the Holy Father’s sitting room,…
If I pay for Duolingo to learn Japanese…
Does that make me Buy-Lingual? Bonus joke: They have a free trial so that makes me Try-Lingual. Okay, here’s the joke, re-worked with the title “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: If I subscribe…
A man with a raging foot fetish is being put to rest
A lot of people will miss him after he touched so many soles It’ll be an honor to be six feet under Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the foot fetish…