His father, not to be outdone, looks over to his beautiful wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "Your still a charmer," and passes the sugar. The grandfather…
Author: Joke Poo
A chemist walks into his shop and sees a man leaning against the wall.
“What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for cough syrup,” the assistant explains. “But I couldn’t find any, so I sold him some laxatives instead.” “What?! You can’t…
It’s wild how many people I see on their phones while driving.
Anyway, sorry if I’m swerving, autocorrect’s being weird. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing off the original: Joke Poo: Squirrel Swerve It’s amazing the sheer number of squirrels I…
An unemployed actor gets a call from his friend.
"Listen, I found a small gig, and I immediately thought of you." The actor is ecstatic. "Of course, man! I'm eternally grateful, I'm completely broke. What's the part?" "Well, it's… not big….
And With That, the Dinosaurs Took Themselves into Extinction
Three big-ole dinosaurs are racing across the desert when they stumble upon a magic lamp. Upon activating it a genie poofs into existence before them. "I have three wishes, and there are…
What do you say when you discover your girlfriend Shirley dresses up in medieval clothes and works at the Renaissance fair?
Shirley! You jest? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the Shirley joke, titled “Maisy’s Modifiers”: Title: Maisy’s Modifiers What do you say when you find out your friend Maisy…
The propellers in airplanes are actually just for keeping the pilots cool.
You can clearly see the pilots start to sweat when they fall off. Joke Poo: Server Reboot The blinking lights on a server rack are actually just to keep the sysadmins calm….
A traffic cop is standing by the road.
He sees a new Jaguar speeding and pulls it over. To his complete surprise, the driver is a homeless guy. The cop checks the registration, and sure enough, the car legally belongs…
I got my first cock ring.
Its 25' in diameter and holds 10 chickens. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: My First Wedding Band I finally got my first…
Three people were debating what training God had when designing the human body
The first said, "well, God obviously trained as an artist, because the human form is a masterpiece." The second said, "no, God must have trained as a plumber, because the circulatory system…