But if they find marijuana, then it's mine?? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Crypto Mine What a decentralized future! If I discover…
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The grocery store boy asked me, “paper or plastic”. I told him I didn’t care and told him to choose for me. He said he couldn’t do that…
Baggers can’t be choosers. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, with the title "Joke Poo" and altering a key element while maintaining a similar comedic structure: Joke Poo…
Buck was having a tough time with his pig farm
His pigs just weren't breeding. One day, his friend Chucky stopped by. After a quick chat, Chucky recommended, "This natural breeding thing doesn't work anymore! You have to try artificial insemination on…
Did you hear about the Nun who started listening to Linkin Park?
She's Breaking the Habit tonight. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the Nun and Linkin Park joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Playlist Did you hear about the Plumber who started listening…
Hot out
It was so hot out today, I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog. Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the "Hot Out" joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo It…
Why did the woman use a gold diaphragm?
She wanted her man to come into money. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, maintaining a similar structure but with a different premise and punchline:…
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a construction worker?
Ask them to pronounce "unionised". Okay, I’ll take the chemist/construction worker joke and give it a "Joke Poo" makeover. Title: Joke Poo – The Cloud Architect How do you tell the difference…
On a scale of 1 to 10 how poor are you?
I don't even have a scale. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled "Toilet Troubles": Toilet Troubles On a scale of 1 to 10, how clogged is your toilet? …I don’t even…
How Hot Is It?
Well, yesterday I saw a bird blow on a worm before he ate it! Joke Poo: How Wired Is It? Well, yesterday I saw a self-driving car stop at a charging station……
Two Jerks Die and Arrive at the Pearly Gates.
St Peter checks his notes and lets them know that the chances of their being let in are slim because of their extensive history of burglary, theft, and stealing. The guys plead…