He said "No, sis," which wasn't very helpful. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "Code Comment": Code Comment I asked my coworker if he would…
Author: Joke Poo
Writing a joke about sex is hard;
not because the topic is overused, but because it's hard to type with one hand." Okay, here’s the joke: Joke Poo: Writing About Plumbing is Hard Writing about plumbing is hard; not…
A traveller once visited a small village in the countryside.
At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. "I'm divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn't end up fighting with all the time," he replied. The local…
Across the street
The wife noticed that her husband was continually flirting with the gorgeous young woman who had recently moved into a house across the street. One night, she awoke to find that he…
The affair
I used to hide in my parents closet as a kid to jump out and scare the living crap outta my parents. So one day I was hiding in the closet and…
In the old west, a man working for a rancher showed up on his horse two days late for his first day of work.
The ranch owner was furious, and told the man he was supposed to arrive on Monday. The man looked confused and said "I thought I did!", and the rancher yells at him…
What does Porky Pig use to wipe?
A bidet. A bidet. A bidet. That’s all, folks! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What does Winnie the Pooh use to wipe his bum? A honeypot. A honeypot. A…
Doctor: “You have diabetes”
Patient: “Yeah, it runs in my family” Doctor: “No, nobody runs in your family” Joke Poo: Gardener’s Dilemma Gardener: "My tomatoes are thriving, must be good soil!" Botanist: "No, it’s probably just…
A Pharoah asks his three priests to build him a tomb.
Each priest consults three stonemasons. Each stonemason hires three overseers. Each overseer enlists three laborers. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me… Joke Poo: A CEO asks his three VPs to implement…
Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat. So you see…
….. the oily bird gets the warm! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your penguin joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Worm Turns Earthworms are vital for soil health because they…