He'll be giving flowers at the mortuary. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original, aiming to keep the same kind of dark, observational humor: Title: Joke Poo: Digital Romance How…
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I dig chicks.
Necrophilia ain't easy. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: I Collect Shells I really love hermit crabs. Hoarding ain’t easy. Okay, let’s break…
Two Flies are Sitting on a Turd
One fly farts. The other fly says, "Hey! I'm eating, here!" Joke Poo: Two Ants on a Lollipop Two ants are diligently marching across a giant, sticky lollipop. One ant hiccups, sending…
The 1910s-1930s can be described as, “war, party, depression, war”.
The 2010s-2030s can be described the same way, except we skipped the party. Joke Poo: The Algorithm Original Joke: The 1910s-1930s can be described as, "war, party, depression, war". The 2010s-2030s can…
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
Said the sadomasochist Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: "Always proofread your work carefully," Said the Grammarly Premium subscription. Okay, let’s dissect this joke. Elements…
My biggest fear when I die is
My wife will sell my guitar collection, not for what each one is worth, but for what I told her I paid for each. Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the…
My wife and I have decided we don’t want any kids…
She's going to tell them tonight. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original: Joke Poo: The Announcement My boss and I have decided we’re eliminating casual Friday……
The answer is 1.5. What is the question?
When introducing himself, how many times will James Bond say his own name? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your given joke, trying to maintain a similar structure and comedic feel:…
Grandpa & Grandson
Grandpa was sitting on his porch smoking a long and nice cigar. The grandson sees him and asks: "Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?" Grandpa then asks him: "Can…
I have a pet newt. I named him “Tiny”.
because he's my newt. Original Joke: I have a pet newt. I named him "Tiny" because he’s my newt. Joke Poo: The Dog’s Business I have a pet dog. I named him…