“You look pretty down,” said the guy on the next stool. “Wanna talk about it?” “I dunno,” sighed the first man. “It’s just that this time last year I had a fantastic…
Author: Joke Poo
Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? (2nd punchline OC)
I only just found out. I always thought he was just a "theoretical physicist". But nah, turns out he was a genuine maths debator Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo"…
Postman goes to his doctor…
"so Doctor what's the prognosis?" "Do, you want the good, or bad news?" "Bad" "You have only six months to live" "What's the good!!?" "You've got A job for life." Joke Poo:…
I have a hymen joke.
It’s tearable. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Conundrum I have a composting joke. It’s re-cycle-able. Okay, let’s break down this joke…
Dear British redditors, what’s the difference between the dollar and the pound?
I didn’t take your mom to dollar town. Okay, here’s my attempt, playing off the original joke’s format and delivery: Joke Poo: Dear NASA Scientists Dear NASA scientists, what’s the difference between…
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can. Because he can't make a fist. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist. Joke Poo: Why does a politician…
A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 19 y/o daughter.
He wanted the party to be extravagant, but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work on the…
I was bored yesterday so….
I looked up the numbers to local Best Western Hotels. I would call them and when they answered “Best Western” I’d say….”True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up. Joke Poo: Call…
Q: why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original: Joke Poo: Why Did the Gardener Cross the Garden? His trowel was stuck…
What do you call a hentai artist that’s bad at his job?
Dick Tracey Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet designer who keeps messing up the plumbing?…