Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers." Joke Poo: What Does Your Garden Grow? What are your plants’ names? Me: "Diesel and Unleaded." "Isn’t that…
Author: Joke Poo
A prostitute was working late at night when she spotted a nervous looking man approaching her
He was a young looking man, dressed in business casual attire and shaking a bit. Still, the woman smiled at him. "Hey baby," she said as he approached her, "you look a…
Camping with my girlfriend and two of her friends in the desert, I was letting my imagination run wild.
My girlfriend could see the look in my eyes and asked what I was thinking. I said, "I can see us in a Ménage à trois with your friend." To which ny…
3 men with different addictions died on the same day.
In heaven, Saint Peter asked what each person's vice was. Joe said "My vice was eating everything I saw!" The saint said: "You will spend 1000 years trapped in a room in…
Doctor: Well, it looks like you’re pregnant.
Woman: Oh my God, I’m pregnant?! Doctor: No, it just looks like you are. Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the pregnant woman joke: Joke Poo: Plumber’s Prognosis Plumber: Well, it looks…
It finally happened! The flight attendant asked “is there a doctor on this flight?”
I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor…
Derek and Carla met while on a singles cruise and they fell head over heels in love.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Derek was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks,…
Just lost my job at the Ice Creamery
I refused to work on sundaes. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Lost My Gig at the Compost Heap I got fired from the…
Last night, a storm blew off 1/4 of my roof.
Oof. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, inspired by your roof joke: Joke Poo: Last Night’s Diet Last night, a plate of questionable street tacos blew right through my gut. Oof. Okay,…
My friend asked me how i got all my karma
I simply replied its a "piece of cake" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, titled "Potty Trained Poo": Original Joke: My friend asked me how…