None. It's hardware, they don't touch it! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the "developers and light bulbs" joke: Joke Poo: How Many Data Scientists Does It Take to Change…
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Why did the sisters expel the nun from the convent?
She wouldn't change her dirty habits. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that nun joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title: Joke Poo Why did the plumber fire the apprentice…
SpaceX should make balloons instead
They are supposed to blow up Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, playing on the same element of unexpected function/malfunction: Joke Poo: My Dentist’s Floss My…
An Irishman took a ferry to Glasgow…
Upon disembarking, he was immediately met by a pretty Scottish lady. “She must have known me because she said “Hulloh Paddy. Would you like to sleep with me for 50 quid?”” He…
Why is Mel Brooks making Spaceballs 2 in 2025?
Because there's no way a studio would greenlight Blazing Saddles 2 in 2025. Joke Poo: Why is Jeff Bezos launching a luxury space yacht in 2030? Because there’s no way the IRS…
Asked my cinephile friend what movie is best to go into completely blind.
He said, “None… you’ll want to be able to see them.” Joke Poo: Asked my Gardener Friend Asked my avid gardener friend what vegetable is best to grow starting from seed with…
Three men die and appear at the Pearly Gates
St. Peter says that before they can enter, they must describe the circumstances of their death. The first man says, I'm not proud of this but I was an insanely jealous man….
A young woman wearing a sleeveless dress walks into a pub.
She walks upto to a bunch of men sitting at the table and raises her arm revealing a hairy armpit and pointing at the men says,"Which one of you is going to…
I started dating this beautiful comedian. She made me laugh so much.
Even when I went down on her, she tasted funny. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original joke while aiming for a similar comedic structure and surprise:…
What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
A drunk will blow through a stop sign at 80 MPH. A stoner will wait for it to turn green! Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a coder and a gamer? A…