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What board game will narcissists NEVER play?

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sorry! Joke Poo: What kind of diaper do comedians NEVER use? … Poopouri! Alright, let’s analyze this joke: Original Joke: Setup: What board game will narcissists NEVER play? Punchline: Sorry! Deconstruction: Core…

I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

He got tired of being taken for granite Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the Ben Grimm/Fantastic Four joke: Joke Poo: Crypto Blues I heard that Dogecoin developers…

I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

My wife thinks it's ridiculous. But it makes scents if you think about it. Joke Poo: I invented a thought-controlled toilet paper dispenser. My plumber thinks it’s flushed with problems. But it’s…

I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Something is about to happen, but I can't put my finger on it… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original braille horror joke: Joke Poo: I’m composting…

Today I seen….

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Today I seen a large woman at the bus stop. I asked "When's it due? She replied, "I'm not pregnant, you asshole. I said, "I meant the bus, you fat bitch!" Joke…

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they order drinks.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!”, the bartender yells out….

I sat next to this South African woman on a plane and we really hit it off. We spent the whole flight chatting in her native Xhosa language.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

We just clicked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Fiber Optics”: Title: Fiber Optics I sat next to this broadband technician on a plane,…

The dry cleaner.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Fellow with a sheepish look on his face walks into a dry cleaner's. "I'm really embarrassed, but I was cleaning out my closet and I found this receipt on the floor. It…

I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Seems I'm not remotely funny. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your Zoom joke: Title: Toilet Humor I told a joke while using a public restroom stall. No…

There once was a woman with 100 children.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

There once was a woman with 100 children. She was too tired to give each of them individual, unique names, so she decided to just name them "One", "Two", "Three", and so…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
  • A man checked into a hotel
  • An Amish girl riding a horse and buggy gets pulled over by a cop
  • Brainwashed
  • How did Methuselah die?
  • Why do disciples of motivational speakers never succeed?
  • An American, a Japanese and a Chinese
  • Have you met Eric? He’s a genie. He’s not special or anything.
  • Monkeys Playing Football
  • My sister says she needs peace while cooking and told everyone to not make any noise.
  • I learned to mind my own business today
  • My first job was as a mannequin in a clothing store window. I was very good at it.
  • A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.
  • I have sex 24/7
  • I’m a corn, not a man!
  • A scoutmaster was teaching his scouts about survival.
  • The pet store
  • The pull-apart tart
  • My sister tells people she turned vegan for love
  • How do prostitutes plan their day?
  • What board game will narcissists NEVER play?
  • I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4
  • I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.
  • I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…
  • Today I seen….
  • A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they order drinks.
  • I sat next to this South African woman on a plane and we really hit it off. We spent the whole flight chatting in her native Xhosa language.
  • The dry cleaner.
  • I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.
  • There once was a woman with 100 children.
  • I watched 50 Cent play half a round of golf.
  • Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
  • Two cumulus clouds are up in the sky having a chat.
  • Kids today are so addicted to technology.
  • An elderly couple is getting ready for bed
  • A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
  • the pope’s secretary rings him:
  • 3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..
  • My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
  • My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
  • A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
  • At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
  • Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
  • I saw an antelope the other day.
  • I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
  • So I went to the telescope shop..
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
  • I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger

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