Sorry! Joke Poo: What kind of diaper do comedians NEVER use? … Poopouri! Alright, let’s analyze this joke: Original Joke: Setup: What board game will narcissists NEVER play? Punchline: Sorry! Deconstruction: Core…
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I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4
He got tired of being taken for granite Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the Ben Grimm/Fantastic Four joke: Joke Poo: Crypto Blues I heard that Dogecoin developers…
I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.
My wife thinks it's ridiculous. But it makes scents if you think about it. Joke Poo: I invented a thought-controlled toilet paper dispenser. My plumber thinks it’s flushed with problems. But it’s…
I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…
Something is about to happen, but I can't put my finger on it… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original braille horror joke: Joke Poo: I’m composting…
Today I seen….
Today I seen a large woman at the bus stop. I asked "When's it due? She replied, "I'm not pregnant, you asshole. I said, "I meant the bus, you fat bitch!" Joke…
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they order drinks.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!”, the bartender yells out….
I sat next to this South African woman on a plane and we really hit it off. We spent the whole flight chatting in her native Xhosa language.
We just clicked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Fiber Optics”: Title: Fiber Optics I sat next to this broadband technician on a plane,…
The dry cleaner.
Fellow with a sheepish look on his face walks into a dry cleaner's. "I'm really embarrassed, but I was cleaning out my closet and I found this receipt on the floor. It…
I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.
Seems I'm not remotely funny. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your Zoom joke: Title: Toilet Humor I told a joke while using a public restroom stall. No…
There once was a woman with 100 children.
There once was a woman with 100 children. She was too tired to give each of them individual, unique names, so she decided to just name them "One", "Two", "Three", and so…