Long Papa Boudreaux goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asks "Boudreaux, you're in great shape for being 80 years old. Whats your secret?" "Well doc" says Boudreaux "I go…
Author: Joke Poo
I called off work today when I saw the date
The German in me thought it was a big no no Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: The Mathematician’s Dilemma I cancelled my meeting today when…
I hate people who take drugs
You know, like customs officers and policemen Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Programming Pet Peeve”: Title: Programming Pet Peeve I really dislike people who…
A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
She moved seats. His smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. By the fourth move, he burst out laughing, and she had him arrested. In court, the judge asked for…
A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
While putting on his latex gloves, he asked, "Do you know how they make these?" She said, "No." He replied, "There's a factory in Mexico where people of all hand sizes dip…
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They're the Tolkien white guys. Okay, here’s my attempt: Original Joke: The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum….
San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
“Fair warning,” the driver says, “my horse is old, and the road’s steep. You’ll need to push the cart, or she won’t make it uphill with all your luggage.” “Fine, I’ll push,”…
A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
The husband shook his head, “Nope.” She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, reached into her lace push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill. He grinned. “Nice trick.” Then she teased, “Ever…
I promised my son…
…I'd get him a new tablet for his birthday, due to his old one being really slow and with limited storage. After buying a new one though, I found out it was…
Jogger sees fire
A man out jogging notices that the local Catholic parish is on fire. He knocks on the rectory door and alerts the priest, who comes running out carrying the Eucharist. He continues…