As a reporter, I was given a dream assignment. I would be the first reporter to interview the newly elected Pope Leo. When I was ushered into the Holy Father’s sitting room,…
Author: Joke Poo
If I pay for Duolingo to learn Japanese…
Does that make me Buy-Lingual? Bonus joke: They have a free trial so that makes me Try-Lingual. Okay, here’s the joke, re-worked with the title “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: If I subscribe…
A man with a raging foot fetish is being put to rest
A lot of people will miss him after he touched so many soles It’ll be an honor to be six feet under Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the foot fetish…
Are My Testicles Black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"…
What can Hannibal Lecter have for lunch and use in the shower?
Head and Shoulders. Joke Poo: What can a perpetually constipated mathematician use in the garden? …Log and spade ’em. Alright, let’s get to dissecting this deliciously dark joke. Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What…
Did you know you can use letters to represent musical notes?
e.g. e and g. You can also use letters to represent mathematical concepts e.g. in Euler's formula i.e. i and e. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your template, titled “Joke…
Why is a swim up bar like diarrhea?
Watery stools Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original joke: Joke Poo: Why is a crowded public restroom like a surprise birthday party? Because nobody wants to…
An apple per day keeps the doctor away…
If you throw it hard enough! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the apple joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Toilet Paper Economy Toilet paper per day keeps the plumbers at…
Wife’s note to husband:
Hi, Sorry about the argument last night. I have to work late tonight. Dinner is on the stove, You only have to light it. The gas is already turned on. XX Okay,…
Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get diagnosed as being dyslexic, and now they are saying I’ve got tiny tits.
Husband: Tinnitus, you've got tinnitus! Joke Poo: The Doggy Dilemma Original Joke (for reference): Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get…