Its 25' in diameter and holds 10 chickens. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: My First Wedding Band I finally got my first…
Author: Joke Poo
Three people were debating what training God had when designing the human body
The first said, "well, God obviously trained as an artist, because the human form is a masterpiece." The second said, "no, God must have trained as a plumber, because the circulatory system…
My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty.
I told him: “that’s impossible. I love burgers too much.” He replied: “you misheard me. I said don’t eat anything, fatty.” Joke Poo: My Yoga Instructor My yoga instructor told me to…
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed.
They thought it might have something to do with the transmission, so they couldn’t repair it while he waited. He told the mechanics that he didn’t live far and would just walk…
Daddy shark is teaching baby shark how to hunt
Daddy Shark: So, after you reach the shore, you pick your prey. They’re usually the ones swimming close to the beach in colorful swimwears. Baby Shark: Got it! Then I jump them?…
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother, he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands…
What was Schrödinger’s favorite novel?
The Tale of Two Cities, because it was simultaneously the best of times and the worst of times. Joke Poo: What was Pavlov’s favorite TV show? The Golden Girls, because it reliably…
They really need to ban Microsoft Excel in the workplace.
Every single spreadsheet contains C4 and an AK47 Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” inspired by your Microsoft Excel joke: Joke Poo: They really need to audit public restrooms more…
What’s the difference between a fed worker and a hooker?
Hookers get paid on time and are laid 'on'. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a programmer and a plumber?…
How dose the Fantasy subterranean Railway keep its trains on schedule.
With a Metro-gnome Joke Poo: How does the Necromantic Sanitation Department keep its undead cleanup crew motivated? With a Morale-ghoul! Alright, let’s dissect this subterranean silliness! Analysis of the Original Joke: Setup:…