Lookin' sharp Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on the cheese joke: Joke Poo: What did the Slinky say to the Escalator? Step your game up. Alright, let’s break down this cheesy…
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During Han dynasty, a man defaced the palace wall with the words: “Our Emperor has low IQ”
The next day, he was arrested, tried, and sentence to execution at next day quarter to noon. As per custom, with audience gathering around to watch, the magistrate announced what he did,…
A man went into a large department store.
He nervously walked up to the woman behind the counter of the ladies lingerie section, and with a soft voice, said to her, "Excuse me madam, I'd like to buy a bra…
Man puts out an ad, “looking for one night stand”
Or maybe 2, I have 2 lamps. Joke Poo: Title: Gardener’s Exchange Joke: A gardener posts a notice at the community center: "Seeking a shovel for a short-term engagement." … Or perhaps…
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A guy is sitting at a bar having a drink, he hears a voice near by, Hey nice hair cut! He turns around but no one is there, then he hears That…
A short guy was walking in a hookers street. Everybody could see he was very shy.
He saw a nice-looking hooker sitting on a stool, so he stopped and looked at her with interest. She noticed his lack of confidence, obviously because he was too short, so she…
Boss: “Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life”!!
Me: "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011" Boss: "Really"? Me: "No" Joke Poo: Therapist’s Couch Therapist: "Emotional repression will only hurt you in the long run."…
Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night.
(Originally a Jordanian joke) Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night. They get lost on their way and mistakenly take a wrong route. They enter a narrow alley…
A sailor was caught AWOL
as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop. Upon hearing the sailor's lame explanation for…
Which DNA strand corresponds to the pants you wear?
The Blue Gene Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the DNA strand joke: Joke Poo: What kind of fecal matter should you be afraid to drive with? …Poop-eroni!…