He got off on a technicality. (ba dum tssss). Joke Poo: Did you hear about the plumber with a clog fetish? He got off on a plunger. (flush sound) Alright, let’s dissect…
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What do you call a donkey who gives high fives?
An ass that slaps. Joke Poo: What do you call a computer that constantly interrupts meetings to offer unsolicited advice? An interfering PC. Okay, let’s break down this joke and then build…
What do you call a hippo that’s swears a lot?
A hippopottymouth Joke Poo: What do you call a cloud that’s constantly complaining about the weather? … A Cirrusly Grumpy Nimbus. Alright, let’s dissect this hippo-tastic joke. Analysis: Joke Structure: It’s a…
I hired a new handyman…
…. I gave him a list of jobs to do. He did jobs, 1, 3, 5 and 7. Turns out he’s an odd job man! Joke Poo: I employed a new plumber……
Why are famous assassins and serial killers, like John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman, and John Wayne Gacy known by three names?
Because they have been VERY BAD and are in BIG TROUBLE. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: Why are Toilet Paper brands like Charmin,…
My japanese instructor thinks that coins are talking to him.
Sensei's sense says cents say sensei. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," taking your starting joke and twisting it: Joke Poo: My Pet Psychic’s Problems My vet thinks his psychic…
For Fathers Day I got a stick deodorant
I followed the instructions; Pop off top and push up bottom. Now my armpits still smell as bad, but when I fart it smells great! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…
My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana in his yard.
Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it was Original Joke: My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana in his yard. Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it…
My family found out about my humiliation fetish and staged an intervention to shame me.
I came to it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original humiliation fetish joke: Joke Poo: My Budget Found Out My budget found out about my impulsive…
Mid priced sex doll
A guy goes into a sex shop looking to buy a sex doll. The salesman behind the counter goes through the various ranges, from quite cheap to ultra-high tech. The salesman shows…